Johnny “Apple” Seed

Yes the rumors are true. I will be drinking, golfing, and gambling again this weekend. Any further questions?

Meet ‘n Greet at the bar this weekend to celebrate 55 followers

Anyone recognize these guys? Heard them talking about a Cancun trip they have scheduled this weekend and sounds like they make a ton of money. Possibly famous?

Gutsy trade. Pittsburgh going all in

@MrSwish9325 Dress like a seat night?

Hearing rumblings of a “theme” for fans and players for the STEVE vs Foley game on Sunday. Stay tuned

Hearing reports @HowardHugh420 had sexual relations with a member on the hantavirus cruise ship. He is said to likely be “Patient 0” and the cause of the spread.

@whiteminivan69 I know I’m a couple days late to the party here, but @MrSwish9325 and his cronies have been underestimating the ⛷️’s early and often this year.

⛷️’s up 10-3 through 4.5 innings, pretty lopsided game. Steve’s must be thinking about their moms trying to lose in 7.

@MrSwish9325 As will I be yours, Swish, as will I

I will always be your friend, Jon @JohnASeed_

@DFingerzem @FromTheTopRopez @MrSwish9325 @PierzLakers @nisswalightning @SobieskiSkis @Steves_Baseball @FoleyJacks @Avon_Laker @Hayw00dJablow Whatever this is going on has me changing this one to a stay away game for me. Thought the line seemed slightly off but Vegas always knows. Vibes are off. See everyone at the field tomorrow, or at the bar tonight

@FromTheTopRopez @JohnASeed_ @MrSwish9325 @PierzLakers @nisswalightning @SobieskiSkis @Steves_Baseball @FoleyJacks @Avon_Laker @Hayw00dJablow Actually go to a game and drink a bottle of wine and you might make a typo.

Victory League B betting lines for tomorrow: @PierzLakers (+140) @ @nisswalightning (-160) @SobieskiSkis (-110) @ @Steves_Baseball (-110) @FoleyJacks (-200) @ @Avon_Laker (+170) @FromTheTopRopez @DFingerzem @Hayw00dJablow

@MrSwish9325 @brgridiron 9 is the obvious rational choice

@brgridiron Don’t let @JohnASeed_ see this graphic

Vikings will have a top __ offense in 2026

@JohnASeed_ Currently an American Dew… but it’s quickly going to turn into a bottle of Makers Mark.

What’s everyone drinking?

@MrSwish9325 Try any of the “mashups” yet Swish?

@JohnASeed_ Gatorade glacier cherry, unfortunately slavery is M-F for me

@bobbymo24 Are you the high school version of yourself in your head, or is she the current version of herself? Either way, jerk on Bobby

Is it weird to jerk off to the thought of your high school exs tits, she’s like stupendously hot now #lank

2022???

Crack hockey

The fajita veggies @ChipotleTweets a different topping every time you order

If you’re a male and don’t get slightly erect watching this #mnwild team you may need to see a doctor

🚨🚨 Get your bet in on Golden Tempo while you still can 🚨🚨