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A THREAD 🧵 1/ I’ve been sidelined for too long. Waiting in the wings with a full port is not easy. Watching friend and foe alike hit big on meme coins and shitters while sitting on my hands howned my patience and willpower.

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@elonmusk I love to drive and even I still use FSD

Tesla self-driving makes traffic and long drives painless

@elonmusk Interesting. Was having that same debate with someone yesterday and he made the point that Grok made.

Grok 4.20 is BASED. The only AI that doesn’t equivocate when asked if America is on stolen land. The others are weak sauce.

@DearS_o_n I guess I’m blessed. I got all dat and I got something better- Eternal Life through faith in Jesus. Peace that surpasses all understanding 😎

@KylersStudio @strengthPlan Mmm….nah I don’t really think Tesla will raise prices on FSD owners. It was actually explicitly said (although cautiously) that over time FSD will improve and the person that owns it will just have updated versions of FSD OTA. That’s clear as day that once UFSD IS OUT we get it

@strengthPlan It’s more likely that those who purchased it outright will have to pay $199/month and the rest pay $299/month.

Everyone sleeping in the backseat of their Tesla in 12-18 months Some people will have to pay $499 a month Some people will already paid for it for life #tsla

@strengthPlan I got my FSD already but I don’t think it’ll quickly jump to $499 anytime soon. By Monday or so there may be an announce of new tier FSDs but not steep like that. Either way every FSD owner will be happy of their purchase 😁

@DeChristianguy I actually can’t wait for this to be released! Imagine the scene of the once crucified Christ now in the spirit- gloriously descending into Hell and all the spirits held in Hades in shock as to who this glorious and powerful figure is entering their domain. Than freeing captives

Mel Gibson Spent 7 years writting the sequel to the Passion of the Christ with help from theologians & historians to ensure biblical accuracy. Filming began August 2025 in Italy. The first part will premiere on Good Friday, March 26 2027, and the second will be released 40 days later, on Ascension Day, May 6. This could be one of the most ambitious Christian films ever made. Are you anticipating this?

C’mon!! That’s what I’m talkin bout!! Shout out to all my black ladies @Tesla @everyone

I’m one that, before purchasing an item or thing I do a lot of research because I’m a business minded person. With that said, I purchased SFSD a week ago and do not regret it one bit!! Ony thing: transferable FSD would’ve been SICK!!! @Tesla @Elon

@Deandawiz No lie about that. Purely brilliant innovation!!

hot take: cybertruck is the best vehicle design in the last 20 years

@TSLAshareholder Did u download the newest software version?

FSD is pissing me off today. Get in car and wait for it to be available. Blinker keeps blinking and hesitating changing lanes and then cancelling the lane change despite having an open lane the entire time. When I’m almost home, car decides it wants take a retarded detour that makes no sense. Trying to go to the store now and it’s wanting to go across the street and make a u-turn instead of just making a signalized left turn like it shows on the freaking map (NO TRAFFIC). Never had this many frustrations in one day.

@Teslaconomics I’m not gonna lie. I was really on the fence about it. But I thought about it: I drive a lot. Many times long distances. I really love the technology because it actually works!! Not 100% perfect but I’d say 98% perfect lol. And I plan to keep my vehicle

Get out there and make one of the smartest financial decisions of your life if you plan on 1/ owning a Tesla for a long time, 2/ putting your Tesla in the Robotaxi network, 3/ saving your $ in the long run. 2 days left to buy FSD outright.

@churchtalkative Facts!

Muslims and Christians do not worship the same God.

Drove from atlantic county to nyc with zero intervention in my SFSD. Not the first time experiencing FSD and yet I’m always amazed at what it does😊. Don’t regret buying it a bit!!

I’ve made up my mind. I finally purchased SFSD. I mean I drive a lot and sometimes long distances a few times a month. I always hold my vehicles very long and planning to add my Pearl White Model Y into the Robotaxi fleet once it’s ready.

I wanna do it too!

@KingTargaryenn Wow!! I didn’t catch that!!

En una de las escenas más inquietantes de La Pasión de Cristo, Lucifer aparece cargando a esa figura extraña (como un bebé grotesco) justo mientras Jesús está siendo torturado. La intención del diablo es clara y cruel: hacerle sentir a Jesús que él sí protege y cuida a los suyos, mientras que el Padre celestial parece haberlo dejado completamente solo en su sufrimiento. Es un golpe bajo, una provocación silenciosa que mucha gente no captó en la primera vez que vio la película.

I’d like to really purchase FSD for a full $8,000 but if @Tesla can’t reassure me that if my car God forbid gets totaled that I’d be given another opportunity to place FSD on a new vehicle with no additional cost than I think the best option is subscribing to it monthly. Agree?

@mrfundman Toyota Highlander for economy and in terms of luxury I’d say a Mercedes. Was already thinking of purchasing the Mercedes GLA 250 SUV but went with my Pearl White Model Y baby!!!

If Tesla didn’t exist, what car would you be driving right now?

@SawyerMerritt Get 3 months of Full Self-Driving (Supervised) or up to $1,000 off with my referral link. ts.la/johnson619337 Appreciate if y’all use my link as well

I’m now maxed out on referrals for the rest of the year. Time to help you guys get some Tesla referrals! Drop your referral links below and I’ll send people asking for a code to the comment section to select one. Won’t be able to help everyone, but will do what I can. For those curious, here's what people ordered using my code: • Model Ys: 6 • Cybertrucks: 3 • Model 3: 1