John Anthony

@YoungUrbPro Jestermaxxing

The past 6 days has probably taken 10-15 years off my life

Just rinsed off an apple under the sink like I wasn’t shoving gasoline up my nose 12 hours ago

@JettPackett @Passhole69 Class

11 Raya dates this month

Natalie Portman on the set of 'Your Highness' (2011)

You’re not depressed, you just need to run a 2-man with your boy

Spring Lounge or Bayards

Walked into the subway Subway was a sardine can Realized I’d be standing next to 2 Indians Uber black XL for 1, Tuesday beers

Loser retard: “Hey did you see that goyball buzzer beater at 3pm on Tuesday?” Me trying to give a normal response:

@JettPackett @YoungUrbPro Me searching for the youngest girl waiting for a drink

@coldcallsniper I’d rather have an OnlyFans daughter than you as a son

I bought 4 drinks for a girl tonight and she slept with my roommate. I couldn’t think of a better time to end it all

@Passhole69 I have a suspicion that Out #2 was targeted towards a certain individual. Also a hot espresso is a year round beverage

PA’s Q2 Ins and Outs In’s - Day drinking outside with ur boys (rooftop or outdoor seating) - Tax Evasion - aggressively paying attention to oil prices - Cuddling - Fashies and ❄️ (never out) - Peptides - Golf - Linen - Taking Sundays back from hangovers - WSH - outdoor dj sets Outs - Any hot drink - People who only talk about their job (super gay) - Waiting in any type of line for a social media restaurant or coffee shop (goys) - The Iranian regime - Dressing like shit - Private credit (golden age is over) - Influencers DITL (literal slop) - Keith @dieselduramax69

Why are the sluts so much more fun to talk to

@Passhole69 @JettPackett

@JettPackett You mind if I take a nap with my gf beforehand tho bro??

Just liked Eileen Gu on Raya

My senior partner watching me work after getting 9 hours of sleep in the past 3 days

First time being drunk in months #bag

Nothing makes you more comfortable on a first date knowing you’re going on a date the next day with someone hotter

@YoungUrbPro What about having 5 of them

Hot babysitters for men in their mid-20s but they just make sure we eat and stay hydrated on the weekends