John Banda

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John Banda

John Banda

@JohnBandaez

Katılım Mart 2026
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John Banda
John Banda@JohnBandaez·
@NomaedeD9150 @amjushere So should they give golden boot for shots on target and not goals? Dumb stupid people irritate me
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Nomaede Daniel
Nomaede Daniel@NomaedeD9150·
@amjushere You make a good point, besides they don't give a striker golden boots for team goals scored, they're his own personal stats based on what he's tasked to do, which is score goals. And the keeper own task is to make saves when he's called upon to. Cleansheets is more of a team stat
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John Banda
John Banda@JohnBandaez·
@TattledArsenal Elons money is making us lose our African culture. Shameful to watch. Why play with someone’s death just for money
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Tattled Arsenal
Tattled Arsenal@TattledArsenal·
This was a game between West Ham vs Arsenal on Sunday. This guy died after West Ham scored the equalizer. See the video. Rest in peace legend 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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John Banda
John Banda@JohnBandaez·
@bbambied I say give it one more shot. I bet he’s going to be sitting there smiling at you, beautiful 😉
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𐙚 bambi
𐙚 bambi@bbambied·
y'all please shoot your shot when you can cuz... front desk guy at the doctors office called me beautiful like a month ago and i've been back at this same place THREE TIMES on the same day at the exact same time and haven't seen him since
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Uncle Flo!
Uncle Flo!@uncleflo_·
@Ossie_Ozwa Vana Marcus vakungotiisawo muzvikwereti🚮😂😂😂😂😂😂
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John Banda
John Banda@JohnBandaez·
@TheArsenalbiker I was watching most of the match standing, as soon as that disallowed goal went in, I sat straight on the floor
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Geoff Marks
Geoff Marks@TheArsenalbiker·
My wife was watching when West Ham ‘scored’, I collapsed to the floor, head pressed into the carpet, arms covering my head for A FULL MINUTE whimpering like a toddler who’s been denied his favourite treat My wife gave me a disdained look 4 mins later I’m ECSTATIC, same look 😂
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Feras فراس
Feras فراس@FerasAlD·
@gunnerpunner Look at Ødegaard demanding the ball, doesn’t get it so he goes and claims it and makes the moment his. Fantastic urgency by the captain.
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JB™️
JB™️@gunnerpunner·
Look at this boring football
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Davi
Davi@terrellgold9·
@dme_363 Americans? You do realize Rihanna is caribbean? You do realize we have actual icons that eclipse all African icons combined? You realize ethnically Tyla is only half Sub-Saharan African? Shall I keep going.. you do realize you aint South African?
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DME 🇳🇦
DME 🇳🇦@dme_363·
The Americans can't call Tyla ugly or untalented so the only insult they have for her is calling her "African".
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Fabrizio Romano
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano·
Erling Haaland: “This is football”. 📲👏🏼
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ProphetOfKings
ProphetOfKings@ProphetOfKings_·
@GoatedSpott Right ane proof yekuti Winky D anogara kupi and who is his wife ndokupa bhuru pa ecocash zvinganetse
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🐐oated Spot👌🏽✨️
🐐oated Spot👌🏽✨️@GoatedSpott·
🔎 After months of connecting dots, I’m convinced Winky D and KVG are the real-life lover birds. Nobody knows Winky D’s girlfriend. Nobody knows KVG’s boyfriend Yet these two are inseparable, KVG mentions Winky D in every set, and Winky D always makes KVG his official MC on stage
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John Banda
John Banda@JohnBandaez·
@Teeniiola My mom would have whooped everyone there including the coach 😂😂
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TENIOLA
TENIOLA@Teeniiola·
What an African mother cannot do doesn’t exist 😂
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John Banda
John Banda@JohnBandaez·
@VisivonE @Munachi18783987 Only a black person will think English is a measure of intelligence, yet it’s just a means of communication. My people are cursed 🤦‍♂️
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Sky Sports Premier League
Sky Sports Premier League@SkySportsPL·
"They've NOT bottled it" Micah Richards discusses Arsenal's remaining fixtures 📆
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9Z
9Z@9zerobillion·
If Arsenal later wins this league, does that means City bottled it? 🤔
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Prince Nyonie
Prince Nyonie@TalentNyonie·
@Lord_Ori_ @Nwayitel0 I speak on behalf of all Zimbabweans when I say you are welcome Bro will even arrange a piece of land and a virgin just for you
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ツ Lord Ori
ツ Lord Ori@Lord_Ori_·
Me in Zimbabwe next week begging for dual citizenship because I am Venda and my language sounds like a punishment, and I am too dark to be South African:
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John Banda
John Banda@JohnBandaez·
@N_Macca74 @adidasUK Not an Everton fan, but they built a £20bn company from each and everyone customer
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Macca 2️⃣0️⃣@N_Macca74·
@adidasUK Adidas are probably worth around £20b, but Everton fans and a few rivals are going to stop spending dough in adidas shops….oooh that’ll really hit Adidas in their pocket 😂😂
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adidas UK
adidas UK@adidasUK·
new house, same colour🔴
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John Banda
John Banda@JohnBandaez·
@217leeM @Tkzee_27 She would spend her entire life under the impression that her biological mother is someone else
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John Banda
John Banda@JohnBandaez·
@217leeM @Tkzee_27 He’s been wrong before, told this other white lady that her biological mother wasn’t her mom. That lady then got a couple of different DNA tests done and Tinashe was wrong. The video must be on YouTube
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COMRADE
COMRADE@Tkzee_27·
Imi ma DNA anombodhura zve level ripi zvekuti someone angato prefer kuita zvekubuditswa pashow na Tinashe, haaaa image guys. That can never be me aiwa 😂🙌🏿
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ChastityAngelheart
ChastityAngelheart@ChastityAngel08·
@iTheWolfman I can walk past someone I last saw in primary school who was a mild acquaintence and still recognise them. I'm not entirely sure recognising your owner after 2yrs is all that impressive to be honest 🤷‍♀️
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The Wolf Man
The Wolf Man@iTheWolfman·
Two years later... she saw him again. And his reaction says it all. 😍 Dogs never forget the ones they love.
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