John Banda

@NomaedeD9150 @amjushere So should they give golden boot for shots on target and not goals? Dumb stupid people irritate me

@amjushere You make a good point, besides they don't give a striker golden boots for team goals scored, they're his own personal stats based on what he's tasked to do, which is score goals. And the keeper own task is to make saves when he's called upon to. Cleansheets is more of a team stat

🚨HOT TAKE : Golden glove should be decided by how many saves made not how many clean sheets

@TattledArsenal Elons money is making us lose our African culture. Shameful to watch. Why play with someone’s death just for money

This was a game between West Ham vs Arsenal on Sunday. This guy died after West Ham scored the equalizer. See the video. Rest in peace legend 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@bbambied I say give it one more shot. I bet he’s going to be sitting there smiling at you, beautiful 😉

y'all please shoot your shot when you can cuz... front desk guy at the doctors office called me beautiful like a month ago and i've been back at this same place THREE TIMES on the same day at the exact same time and haven't seen him since

@uncleflo_ @Ossie_Ozwa Pay up

@Ossie_Ozwa Vana Marcus vakungotiisawo muzvikwereti🚮😂😂😂😂😂😂

Chino kanganwa idemo kwete inini🤞🏽😂😂😂

@TheArsenalbiker I was watching most of the match standing, as soon as that disallowed goal went in, I sat straight on the floor

My wife was watching when West Ham ‘scored’, I collapsed to the floor, head pressed into the carpet, arms covering my head for A FULL MINUTE whimpering like a toddler who’s been denied his favourite treat My wife gave me a disdained look 4 mins later I’m ECSTATIC, same look 😂

@FerasAlD @gunnerpunner He wanted it bad

@gunnerpunner Look at Ødegaard demanding the ball, doesn’t get it so he goes and claims it and makes the moment his. Fantastic urgency by the captain.

Look at this boring football

@terrellgold9 @dme_363 Wasted night 🤦‍♂️

@dme_363 Americans? You do realize Rihanna is caribbean? You do realize we have actual icons that eclipse all African icons combined? You realize ethnically Tyla is only half Sub-Saharan African? Shall I keep going.. you do realize you aint South African?

The Americans can't call Tyla ugly or untalented so the only insult they have for her is calling her "African".

@Sirvicksworld01 @nocontextfooty It was a penalty, but there was a foul on Gabriel before.

@nocontextfooty Out of context penalty

@ThfcTy_ @FabrizioRomano Yet he’s watching on tv & Arteta’s team is still in the competition 😂😂

@FabrizioRomano He dissing Arteta once again

Erling Haaland: “This is football”. 📲👏🏼

@ProphetOfKings_ @GoatedSpott I don’t know his wife but I know where he stays

@GoatedSpott Right ane proof yekuti Winky D anogara kupi and who is his wife ndokupa bhuru pa ecocash zvinganetse

🔎 After months of connecting dots, I’m convinced Winky D and KVG are the real-life lover birds. Nobody knows Winky D’s girlfriend. Nobody knows KVG’s boyfriend Yet these two are inseparable, KVG mentions Winky D in every set, and Winky D always makes KVG his official MC on stage

@Teeniiola My mom would have whooped everyone there including the coach 😂😂

What an African mother cannot do doesn’t exist 😂

@VisivonE @Munachi18783987 Only a black person will think English is a measure of intelligence, yet it’s just a means of communication. My people are cursed 🤦‍♂️

@Munachi18783987 Even your grammar dey drive me nut.

It’s practically impossible to cum from a Blow Job and if it happens pls don’t hesitate to see the doctor.

@SkySportsPL He made a lot of sense.

"They've NOT bottled it" Micah Richards discusses Arsenal's remaining fixtures 📆

@MrCryptUtd @9zerobillion So how did arsenal bottle it last season when they were never top for even 1 game week?

@9zerobillion You need to use 10 weeks at the Top before you can bottled it

If Arsenal later wins this league, does that means City bottled it? 🤔

@TalentNyonie @Lord_Ori_ @Nwayitel0 Virgin munoinhongepi king 😂

@Lord_Ori_ @Nwayitel0 I speak on behalf of all Zimbabweans when I say you are welcome Bro will even arrange a piece of land and a virgin just for you

Me in Zimbabwe next week begging for dual citizenship because I am Venda and my language sounds like a punishment, and I am too dark to be South African:

@N_Macca74 @adidasUK Not an Everton fan, but they built a £20bn company from each and everyone customer

@adidasUK Adidas are probably worth around £20b, but Everton fans and a few rivals are going to stop spending dough in adidas shops….oooh that’ll really hit Adidas in their pocket 😂😂

new house, same colour🔴

@217leeM @Tkzee_27 She would spend her entire life under the impression that her biological mother is someone else

@217leeM @Tkzee_27 He’s been wrong before, told this other white lady that her biological mother wasn’t her mom. That lady then got a couple of different DNA tests done and Tinashe was wrong. The video must be on YouTube

Imi ma DNA anombodhura zve level ripi zvekuti someone angato prefer kuita zvekubuditswa pashow na Tinashe, haaaa image guys. That can never be me aiwa 😂🙌🏿

@ReasonableMessi @heis_fede Nah, you the dumb cunt here

How did Mbappe manage to apply blood to his face after diving?

@ChastityAngel08 @iTheWolfman Are you a dog?

@iTheWolfman I can walk past someone I last saw in primary school who was a mild acquaintence and still recognise them. I'm not entirely sure recognising your owner after 2yrs is all that impressive to be honest 🤷‍♀️

Two years later... she saw him again. And his reaction says it all. 😍 Dogs never forget the ones they love.