John Berney

@paddypower What's the story with the bookings?

Surely Grealish should have got a red for tackling the man in the air

Waiting for @Franmberry tips to pop up @SportingLife

Just…wow 😂

@Mountai92381069 @SmallerFishGAA What's the craic with "empires" ? You lost me

@SmallerFishGAA We have empires who can't run 5 steps to take 2nd ball off the playing area Now we have 2 empires who can't see the ball over the line completely by at least 2/3 inches.

Clearly over the line

@KilcullenGAA @KildareLGFA1 @KfmSport Brilliant

Senior Ladies Division 2 Final Full Time Kilcullen: 1-17(20) Clane: 1-6(9) KILCULLEN ARE DIVISION 2 CHAMPIONS!! What a performance from the girls from start to finish, unbelievable display from the entire team, well done girls fully deserved #Champions @KildareLGFA1 @KfmSport

@paddypower I presume all bets on #UTDLIV will be paid out as a gesture of support 👏

Bassanio: Antonio I’m delighted your ships are fine and we can pay Shylock back The Wind-Up Merchant of Venice: Only messing lad! My whole fleet was destroyed in a storm

Eamon Dunphy’s rant about Roy Keane and Rod Liddle but it’s performed by an Indie Band

@CodyMulhall In fairness what's it like to win the Senior league?

Crazy to think we went that long without a defeat... suppose if you beat us you would celebrate like you’ve won the league😂😂😂