John Bonini

"Fix You" johnbonini.substack.com/p/fix-you $FIX

Top 5 cities in the world: 1. Brooklyn 2. Manhattan 3. Queens 4. The Bronx 5. Tokyo

Mexico paid $20 million for eight minutes in this movie. Then those eight minutes forced them to invent an entire cultural tradition. Before Spectre, Mexico City had no Day of the Dead parade. The holiday was celebrated at home, at cemeteries, with family altars. Quiet, intimate, centuries old. Sam Mendes fabricated a massive street parade for the opening sequence, shot it with 1,500 extras in skeleton costumes across the Zócalo, and audiences worldwide assumed they were watching a real annual event. Mexico's government had negotiated hard for the placement. Leaked Sony hack emails showed officials offered up to $20 million in tax incentives for four minutes of positive portrayal. Sony was drowning in a $300 million budget. The deal included script changes: the Bond girl had to be a Mexican actress, the villain could not be Mexican, and the city's modern skyline had to appear on screen. Then the movie opened in 182 countries and tourists started booking flights to Mexico City for the parade. The parade that did not exist. Tourism authorities panicked. Visitors were arriving expecting the spectacle they saw in the film and finding nothing. So in October 2016, the government spent $500,000, hired 650 volunteers, built dozens of floats and giant skeleton marionettes, and staged the first real Día de los Muertos parade in Mexico City's history. 250,000 people showed up. They openly called it a "Spectre-style parade" in press materials. Ten years later, the parade draws millions. Anthropologists call it the "pizza effect," where a cultural element gets exported, transformed abroad, and reimported as authentic. Mexico's most famous public celebration of its most sacred holiday was invented by a British director shooting a $300 million spy movie. That tracking shot is doing more for Mexico City's economy every November than the $20 million they paid for it.

@dieujuu Flirtation, by Eugene de Blaas, 1894

John Belushi pulled off one of the greatest trifectas ever in Hollywood

Coming next week on @TheRewatchables — the oldest movie we’ve ever done.

A+ trolling

@JustinBrannan Yes, absolutely the best squares.

A+ sleeper slice 6514 18th Ave BK

sending this to all my friends just so they come and visit me

this is a phenomenal way of putting it

The ‘girl with the pearl earring’ by #Vermeer will come to #Osaka in August during the renovation of the #Mauritshuis museum in The Hague. Judging from the press-conference, she is very popular in #Japan. Maybe this is her last tour, since she is ‘advancing in age’ like all of us

@kourtneyinhell Also Norm Macdonald: youtube.com/shorts/n73XOHZ…

This is how it feels when the weather starts getting nicer

I will never have a friendship like the one I have with my brother.

@nickyyknowsball @Cubs I wasn’t expecting to see Sebastian Berhalter.

@Cubs No words

FINAL: Pirates 12, Cubs 1.

The clip in question.

Ohhhh and also. Energy infrastructure. So many ai names, so many chip companies… need power output… safe bet🤝

This is the funniest baseball reference page I have ever seen

mind your own fucking business

In East Williamsburg there is a bar called Mommy’s and a bar called Mother’s within a block of each other. I won’t psychoanalyze this but you can if you want.