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John

@JohnButNotSmith

A Lincoln based Doctor Who fan. I do occasionally think about other things, though I try to keep that to a minimum. Katy Manning once hugged me.

Lincoln Katılım Ocak 2015
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John Cleese
John Cleese@JohnCleese·
Piers Morgan writes that I didn't recognise him in a restaurant in New York.I did.I just didn't want to speak to someone I truly detest
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Simpsons Memories
Simpsons Memories@SimpsonsRelived·
Le grille?!? What the hell is that?!
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Danny Kelly@dannykellywords·
All football fans right now.
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Dalek keyring lost eye stalk. While day with "my vision is impaired I cannot see" going around in my head #nearly30
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Good luck to Dick in his retirement. Once SAFC always #SAFC
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That said at least Russia didn't win. Their tactic of invading other European countries not completely paid off.
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I actually quite liked our song. I love Eurovision, but it's becoming a bit boring ballad heavy and not a fan of the winning song tonight.
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I haven't seen all of Eurovision due to cricket and drinking getting in the way but I did see Sweden and if it wins I shall be very upset.
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WHY MY CAT IS SAD
WHY MY CAT IS SAD@MYSADCAT·
My cat is sad because he is often asked to leave parties, due to his habit of instigating heavy existential debates.
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Dick and Seb heroes for the season
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D Attenborough
D Attenborough@Attenboroughs_D·
Atretochoana eiselti Once the pinnacle of evolution. Now being giggled at on the internet for looking like a cock.
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John@JohnButNotSmith·
Today I enter the final year of my twenties. Fortunately I have absolutely no plans to grow up. More Doctor Who and Marvel for me.
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WHY MY CAT IS SAD
WHY MY CAT IS SAD@MYSADCAT·
My cat is sad because he spent pretty much all of last night awake, worrying about coastal erosion.
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Because I'm a contrary bastard I would like to say that I think Andrew Strauss has made completely the right call on Pietersen.
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