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I am your father..

@lids I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

IT'S ALL CAPS DAY! IF YOU REPLY TO THIS IN ALL CAPS, WE MIGHT JUST SEND YOU A FREE HAT!

@CryptoApprenti1 @TomDwan Seems like he's either being detained in a hospital against his will, prob bc they think there is a chance of self-harm / harm to others, or he was arrested in the UK and is being detained in hospital bc he claims they injured him. Those are the 2 rsn you can't leave a hospital.

Anyone know what happened?@TomDwan

@WPT Hellmuth & Dnegs. No headphones... Would be undoubtedly the most insane/interesting conversation ever.

16 hour flight. ✈️ middle seats only. 💺 where are you sitting?

Hey @SpiritAirlines is it really necessary to charge $4.49 for a can of soda? I have a million dollar idea for you. Raise the ticket price of every ticket by $2, and include one free non alcoholic drink per passenger. Additional drinks at a fee. You'll be printing millions of $! Thank me later ...

Vintage 90s WDW Disney Blizzard Beach Ice Gator Striped Graphic Tee This shirt is insanely rare and equally cool. Make them an offer around $100 and it's sure to move ✌️🐊ebay.com/itm/2565917767… #disney #blizzardbeach

@ExtinctDisney It's the finite aspect of it all. Let it be the martyr that births the next gen of AK

It cracks me up how many people are crying "nostalgia" and sadness over this but somehow, since the park opened, I've heard nothing but negativity around this section of the park. Is it only bad until its gone?

@wallin_ballin This is a W

@btsinsider25 @DailyLoud Lmao is that Palo Santo???

@DailyLoud it was over for Cody Rhodes after this

Travis Scott reportedly injured Cody Rhodes who suffered a busted eardrum and a black eye following Travis Scott’s smack during the Elimination Chamber Match

@rampagepoker This humbleness seems like a classic arc for a Rampage W! Get it

Very excited to have cashed/bagged my first triton tourney in the 20K. Tbh just happy I didn’t go 0/ like many other series Day 2 starts in 3~ hours, playing for $1.3M for 🥇

Today I met @yukayuka and saw her artwork in real life. That Omanyte is from a 25 year old card!

@ShouldHaveCat Reciprocal

What would you name him?

@phil_hellmuth @WSOP Stoppit. You'll 95% be there as you should

I am not playing the @WSOP Main Event. It has become an “Endurance contest.” I truly believe that 80% of the players want changes made to the @WSOP Main Event. 12 hour days, or longer, for 6-7 days in row, is brutal and disproportionately affects older players

@mikemovies Mystery Men, Fifth Element & Waterworld

@EmileHirsch @junglemandan Best one yet 🤠

'Jungleman' @junglemandan

@elonmusk @DOGE Look for whoever owns the hotels and you'll find the flow of corruption.

The @DOGE team just discovered that FEMA sent $59M LAST WEEK to luxury hotels in New York City to house illegal migrants. Sending this money violated the law and is in gross insubordination to the President’s executive order. That money is meant for American disaster relief and instead is being spent on high end hotels for illegals! A clawback demand will be made today to recoup those funds.

@junglemandan @berkey11 This would be the most fun to watch tbh, but Berkey wants to go in feeling like the whale who has an edge.. Float him a handicap, and I'm sure he'd be down. $100k to your $125k and he'd probs run it.

@berkey11 What about we make things interesting? A “mixed” game of sorts?

Let me help all the super pros, who I have tremendous respect for, that are lining up to play me in High Stakes Duel... It's never happening. I'm the whale. A VIP. Games are literally built around me. I'm not good, nor well studied in HU. Bring me Airball, Lynne, or Feldman. Give me JLittle, Rampage, Hellmuth or Okin. Or bring me @Mister_Keating for max gamble. I have zero ego around this event and the ONLY incentive to play another match is the illusion that I can win.

@wallin_ballin 13. TRON 14. FLIGHT OF PASSAGE 15. THE HULK 16. Space Mtn 17. Tiana's Bayou 18. Jurassic Park River Adv. 19. GRINGOTT'S 20. Men In Black

@wallin_ballin Swap 4 & 5 , and 10 & 7 E.T snags the 10 spot vs. Flight of Passage for me. I might even put both Dinosaur and Naavi River Adventure above F.O.P

@MrBeast Impressive morality. Bravo.

Feastables pays its farmers a living income reference price, uses Fair trade certified beans, and works with CLMRS to audit and remediate child labor on our farms. (For context over 1,500,000 kids work in child labor on cocoa farms in west Africa). When I first started a chocolate company I had no idea how much unethical shit happens in this industry and every other chocolate company just told me “this is just the way it is”. Which is why the last 15+ months I’ve been head down grinding how I can do my part to ethically source my cocoa. I feel like things are in a good place now where I can start showing all the work we’ve been doing. As far as I’m aware we are the only big American chocolate company that does any of the above three things to ethically source our cocoa. I’m prob like 1,000+ hours deep into solving this so far and I want to over the next decade change how cocoa is sourced in America because how it is now is unacceptable. Will go more in depth in videos later this year.

@ZachWLambert Meritocracy for the win.

This photograph was taken two days ago at the FBI Academy in Quantico and submitted to the NYT under the condition of anonymity. If a picture is usually worth a thousand words, this one is worth millions.