John Cream

Just doing the things that people can’t see behind the scenes

“Too be Frank, ___” you aren’t frank, do not fucking impersonate Franklin he doesn’t deserve to associated with whatever BULLSHIT you have to get off of your DECREPIT FUCKING FRESH WATER BRAIN.

@JohnAcountant taking notes 📝 #ParentingHelp

@JohnCream48 I like to give my kids shrooms and watch them run wild . It’s like watching a movie

don’t need ai to generate photos just take 3 tabs of lsd and trace what you see on a paper #AllNatural

getting a charles kirk and eriel kirk memorial tattoo on my back tomorrow

drunk off that foreigner juice #WhereMyPeopleAt

missing juice whirled right now… 🧃🌎

rest in piece juice world 💔🕊️🙏

just got done watchin👀 hoe kids i made with her👶and told lil dude🗣️his mama gonna take him to disney🐭he gonna ask“where she get money frm”💰i say “not frm child support”😂😂now 12 an my baby mama been following me for34 min 🚗💨🚙💨🚓💨#WhereMyPeopleAt #IThinkIPlayedTooMuch

@JohnAcountant how you fuck a pan 😭😭😭 #inanimateobject

@JohnCream48 My dad was pansexual and it has left me sexually confused

one thing i’ve been consistent at in life is being heterosexual

@JohnAcountant what about people who carry a handkerchief to blow their nose in

I don’t trust people who don’t pick their nose all the time

haven’t got my period in 20 years

why gay dudes so zesty.. like chill tf out we know you gay

@imfynerthanfyne dude you don’t need to doordash everything just vape and smoke cut molly you won’t feel hungry at all and it’s literally a $50 investment every 2-3 weeks instead of $30 a day, get your head in the game #finance

i’m so irritated

in 7 months i’ll probably divorce my new bitch, i’m on wife number 3 now I just keep prestiging and running my stats and experience up so when i find THE ONE i’ll know not to call our child a fuck trophy or stupid shit that just ruins the vibe

Bouta propose to my new bitch right outside trader joe’s just so she know i don’t keep a hoe that goes

@JohnAcountant Eh i wouldn’t really say im producing it on my own…thats why i have a 3D printer

@JohnCream48 Be lucky your body can still produce some

creaming myself to sleep tonight, but really thinking about creaming her to sleep… #HeartBreak

@JohnAcountant im not any of those things. call me a dead beat father, call me a homosexual or things that might actually piss me off!

@JohnCream48 Haha. Fucking piece of shit Nazi pedo rapist

I feel intense things. You guys are stuck rigid in thought. I travel within the depths of the tunnels that connect us. Sewage. I am in the pipes. Similar to that of a rat.