John Del Castillo

Elon make me a mod. I don't like anything except Simpsons gifs and cat videos tho

I got tired walking to the car because I stumbled and it made me jog a tiny bit.

me figuring out which button to turn off the alarm in the morning

I don't think I've ever bought a ham sandwich better than a simple one I can make at home. #whitepeoplethoughts

brew install

@danielricciardo Understood

Hi. Haven’t tweeted in a while. Ok.

I saw an add for a rack server a few days ago and now I am dreaming of network diagrams and thinking about how I can recable my house someone help i've been incepted

Man’s Body Running Out Of Ideas To Convince Him He Full bit.ly/3rpI056

Cadence ✅ Apache Cassandra ✅ Apache Kafka ✅ Apache Flink ✅ Our friends at @doordash engineering held a technical showcase that illustrates how smart companies leverage open source technologies to create mission critical systems. Give it a watch! youtube.com/watch?v=uNwbdQ…

I've decided I'm over daylight savings. Just pick one and let's stick with it. The farmer thing isn't real so what are we even doing here.

Me fixing my bugs in production

I should really watch Citizen Kane. And every other movie which reference I've seen probably 50 times but not the real thing.

I'm watching the Simpsons with my kids and realised "contemporary" references like road runner are as archaic to them as the Citizen Kane ones were to me as a kid.

Finished my cat run on the weekend. Hardest part was the cat door opening, through brick, plaster and composite. Just need to polish up the brick opening, turned out great though.

I'm trying to upgrade my internet. Submitted the form to @NBN_Australia over a month ago, no update. Filled in the form to ask for update - broken. Called the phone number and selected all the options - the robot said use the website and hung up on me 😅

Those photos of Jupiter are something else. Imagine we had 10 of these telescopes out there.

I just had to delete the gradle caches folder and then it worked, so thats how its going today

More Cadence from me, this time we explore how adding metadata to your workflows in Cadence can make life for your operations team easier, and its super easy for developers to implement. It's win-win! instaclustr.com/blog/cadence-a…

I love coming to school to pick my kids up and seeing tradies trying to leave and absolutely baffled as to where all these cars came from.

Ordering anything these days is like getting it from IRS Burgers - your order will be ready in 6-8 weeks.