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Sir Elton John singing Crocodile Rock on The Muppet Show in the 70s. His outfit almost overshadows his incredible performance.

Dear IRS, Since we paid for the fraud, we'd like our money back, not later, now. The same way you expect it from us Best regards, America

@TukiFromKL @scottforgot_ When we have better AI, we should then unban AI from these fields. But it would be foolish not to restrain AI in these fields, in th meantime.

@scottforgot_ Fair point. But the answer is better AI, not banned AI. We don't ban cars because some people crash.

🚨 Do you understand what just happened? New York wants to ban AI from answering questions about medicine, law, and engineering. Let me translate that for you: > The industries charging you $500/hour just lobbied to make sure you can't get the same answers for free. > This was never about safety. It's about protecting the bill rate. > Lawyers don't want you to know AI can draft a contract in 30 seconds. > Doctors don't want you to know AI can read your bloodwork better than a resident. > Engineers don't want you to know AI can review your blueprints overnight. They're not banning AI to protect you. They're banning it to protect their invoices.

This is real wealth right there

@salltweets Great clip. It basically boils down to: if the women had won her argument, she would have lost her right to have any more arguments.

Far too many people never understood the lesson expertly displayed in this exchange.

Milennials (noun): A legendary tribe of 30-40 years old who look 25 but feel 65 who fueled by iced coffee, nostalgia, and mild panic

@HuntDownCapital @OwenShroyer1776 Just to clarify: the police do not enforce evictions - the courts do, with using the sheriff as the enforcement mechanism. Evictions are civil, and the police will not enforce those judgements.

Taxes fund the police who evict my tenants. If that funding dries up, I will simply deploy my own private military contractors to enforce my property rights. The only difference is that my security team doesn't have a bodycam policy and charges a 20% "service fee" for every interaction. Be careful what you wish for.

Can't wait for the Supreme Court to declare taxes on the American People illegal!

Bb, I miss you! @over_simplified

So the AFC is wide open due to the Chiefs having a massive down year. Therefore, you'd think one of the other teams with a super QB (Bills, Ravens, etc.) would be primed to make a run. Instead we get another SB with the Patriots, who came out of nowhere. 🙄The Chiefs had it easy

@That_Hurts My brother, Jalen Hurts did not complete a single pass in the second half against the Buffalo Bills, and had trouble all year with red zone efficiency. His floor is much lower than that. But his ceiling is that high. Jalen’s biggest problem is inconsistency, OC be damned.

Jalen’s absolute floor as the quarterback of the Philadelphia Eagles is a playoff appearance. His ceiling is the Super Bowl MVP. Think about that for a second. Now think about what your quarterbacks floor and ceiling is and reevaluate how you discuss my QB.

How does it make you taxpayers feel that you've done everything you've been told to do your whole lives and with the flip of a switch your federal government imported people who had less than nothing and gave them everything you've been chasing? They literally handed them the American dream with your tax dollars. They were living the good life while you and your family were eating Ramen noodles trying to keep your head above water. WTF are you defending them for? They literally stole your FREEDOM from you! They stole your time. You'll never get that back. They stole time away from your family. I'm beyond angry at some of my fellow Americans. When did you turn on this country and everything it stood for? Was it when you were gaslit by the media or when you were sold a fairytale by your favorite politician that don't do anything for you? When did you stop honoring the sacrifice of the men and women that gave you your freedoms?

A nighttime drive through the Fort Pitt Tunnel in Pittsburgh, PA. It’s amazing how you enter on one side in a pretty rural setting and then you pop out with a gorgeous panoramic view of the skyline. The New York Times has dubbed it “the best way to enter an American city.” Agree?

If the Texans want to try and win this game, they will need to bench CJ Stroud. Awful performance right now. #NFLPlayoffs

@thomasrp93 If they made a push for John Harbaugh while no one was around, then this would make sense.

The only reason i can think of as to why Patullo hasn't been fired as of this hour, is they're figuring out if Sirianni should go too. #Eagles

Everything women demand from a man costs money. Everything men want from a woman costs nothing. And even that is treated as too much to ask.

@pokerjonboy38 @debbiefeland @realstewpeters @LilOrwell1984 Where are you getting this information from? Curious, is all.

@debbiefeland @realstewpeters @LilOrwell1984 It appears it was never properly constitutionally ratified by 2/3 of the states. But the Federal Government was desperate to pass it, so all legal problems were ignored. Murderers get off on technicalities but the Gov. can ignore them when convenient.

Top brass at the IRS tell congress that paying taxes is completely VOLUNTARY and that the IRS solely relies on “VOLUNTARY COMPLIANCE”.

Might be an unpopular opinion, but Mahomes doesn't have much pocket awareness recently. #dalvskc

@tenacioust0286 @Kaizerrev @simonbfender TSA is under DHS, just a heads up. But overall, I agree.

@Kaizerrev @simonbfender What a tough decision. How can we possibly just choose 1?! Fbi, CIA, DHS, TSA, Department of Education, Department of Energy, Department of Transportation. I could keep going, but you get the point.

Nick Fuentes said he'd make the FBI disappear overnight if he had the power to make one Government Agency disappear. "Every single one of them infiltrated by Foreign Agents."

@HawkEmDownChris Lamar. The guy cannot get to a superbowl with a loaded roster.

Who’s the worst Quarterback pictured? A) Jalen Hurts B) Lamar Jackson C) Patrick Mahomes D) Joe Burrow

@RealSkipBayless Aaron Donald would be the Reggie White of DTs. I like both Carter and Davis, but they are both not on that level.

Jalen Carter and Jordan Davis are like having two Reggie Whites at defensive tackle. It all starts with those two.

@SamBrown637 @EliotShorrParks Right! The idea that we will just win in Seattle has me scratching my head.... we always lose to them.

@EliotShorrParks We haven’t beaten Seattle in 15 years

If Eagles win tonight there is a very good chance they are going to Super Bowl Only playoff game they would have a legit chance to lose imo is having to go to Detroit. Getting that potential game at home is huge Going to LA or SEA isn’t hard. They’ll win there