John Drake

House cat probs.

@DannyOrd you're a bloody bitch

@JohnDrakeJD Neither did you.

Londoners. When you board a train, you aren’t instantly entitled to 2 seats. 1 is not reserved just for you for your handbag or your rucksack.

@OliverDowden Is that you done for the day? I really don't understand how this is the culmination of 3 months thinking and planning. 'Steps' implies action. These are not actions.

I’m determined to get the performing arts back up & running as soon as we can We’ve announced a 5 step roadmap back to performance While the challenges are numerous, we have a clear plan & will proceed as quickly as public health advice allows thestage.co.uk/news/coronavir…

@sainsburys Hi, my home delivery is an hour late, just wondering whether it's still going to be delivered or if I can go to 😴? Thanks you.

Hi @virginmedia, please may you contact me? I cannot get through over the phone. It's np, I get it, it's a busy time but can someone else acknowledge this? Our internet is shagged and has been for weeks. I've also text the number you've given out but had no reply. Help me, please

Hey @virginmedia, could someone check in this for me? I also texted your number but no reply yet.

@virginmedia hi I've text your number but no reply yet and no stated issue in the area (21, SE24, Herne Hill) but our WiFi/Lan has been disconnecting every 5 minutes for over a week. I can't register the issue because the status says it's fine. Kinda annoying when it's not cheap.

P.s. u suk

@ClairChamberlai Needs more cats.

I’m so excited that the tackiest jigsaw in the world has arrived! Weekend sorted.

@nathan_foad @theguyliner @kaiarajah

@ClairChamberlai totally agree. like, what am i looking at here?

I think they could have found a prettier picture than this....

@jimglaub @danaustin @alice @SwitchedOnPop @SongExploder @voulezvouscast @nwalks @oureric @bigcox THE APPETITE IS REAL. Getting @nwalks on as cohost would be a hooooot.

@danaustin @alice @SwitchedOnPop @SongExploder @voulezvouscast @nwalks @oureric We need to get back on this @JohnDrakeJD and @bigcox

@RukayaC_ @gracemouat @sixthemusical @BUILDseriesLDN Only met Grace a couple of times but she's the warmest, friendliest, chill person yet she's just casually a fiercely skilled WRECKING BALLLLLLLL 🙌

My mind is still blown over the fact @gracemouat had to be an absolute super-swing to cover 6 roles for such a long period of time. 🤯 Lovely little moment from @sixthemusical at @BUILDseriesLDN the other day, these Queens are just 💜!

@theguyliner I think it'd be polite to get this psa out early this year, @theguyliner. I glimpsed the linen-twinkle in many an eye this lunchtime.

I love it the idea that wearing linen in the summer is like a magical refrigerating forcefield. You’ll still be roasting – with the added bonus of wearing a fabric that creases every time you breathe and looks like an old sack. That you slept in.

@sophie_gadd @kaiarajah Erm, i think i found heaven on earth.

the best thing about Denmark is these thin slices of chocolate you put on bread with butter 😍

@FelicityMorse reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTea/

Working at BBC there is an ethics/editorial unit who advise called ‘editorial policy’ - people shorten it to ‘ed pol’ - as in ‘ask Ed Pol’ and I would always ask to be put through to ‘Ed Pol’ and a man would pick up and advise me - I thought for a year he was called ‘Ed Paul’

Any thoughts on whether the unspoken agreements of the peloton are in danger of steadily dissapearing as teams have more info and tech at their disposal? It's part of what's special about racing but having tried to explain to new fans it can also be a bit alienating #TheBreakaway

Give me strengthhh

Be sure i will come for you if you ever forget how flippin EXEMPLARY @sixthemusical is and how it gave meaning to all of our hollow lives. Precious Queens @AlexiaMcintos12 @_jrichardnoel @Aimieatkinson @millieoconnell @nataliemayparis @CourtneyJStapes 💜

@TheoBosanquet @exitthelemming Just to prove that I also know it's a jay - it's a jay.