John Eva

"Lice actually prefer clean hair" - my 5th grade science teacher who probably had lice

@KirbyCheatFurby @notveryraven If you don't have Nintendo online you can just have your Pokemon that have the trade ability set up shop, I got all the berries that way, you aren't capped on the amount of shops you can have open Register, 5 counters, and electricity. They also sell other cool stuff

@notveryraven how do i get to the dev island

how do you get any berry in pokopia that isn't leppa, chesto, or aspear

Sometimes I go to the bathroom fully intending not to poop. But it's as though my bowels recognize home when we get there

Ironically this saga has been McDonalds best advertising in years

@KnightedSloth @glacilan When I go back the resources didn't refresh but it could be that I didn't wait long enough?

@glacilan Dragonite islands are your best friend if you're short on RPM It's a little misleading when Drifloon says he can only take you back to the same island, cuz while it is the same, the resources refresh, so you can farm to your hearts content

Why does everything require rare Pokemetal GRAHHH

@EXITLlFE Please share when finished!!

im gonna build ecruteak city in pokopia

more devs should create npcs that tell you info blatantly incorrect that the game has to intervene and be like "please do not listen to him. he is dumb"

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

This would be like the funniest possible time for a big boat to get stuck sideways in the Suez Canal

@thetreyceratops @AlexSlider44 @glacilan We need a conquest 2

@AlexSlider44 @glacilan Gonna ask Pokemon Company where's Torterra's retribution for Conquest having Infernape and Empoleon but no Torterra

Feels kinda weird to have kyogre in a Pokémon game without Groudon

@glacilan There are so many opportunities for dlc and they can have my money

I offer my kids $500 for every A on their report card. It sends the message that education is a priority in our household and it costs me absolutely nothing since my kids aren't that bright.

The world got taken over by billionaire pedophiles so now we're all just playing Pokopia ig

@BellaBaddie__ @yeonbinhub The world got taken over at some point by rich pedophiles so now we're all playing Pokopia ig

@yeonbinhub How do people have this much free time? Don’t they have real life stuff to deal with

That blade has been in my family for generations. Ever since my great great great grandfather ordered it from swords dot com

“Oil is $100 the barrel” what kind of 1600s ass measurement is that. That means nothing to me. Let me see the barrel

@heracrvss I think this only makes sense in a world where we don't get champions. Like, I would play a Pokopia game per generation Tho I would much rather it be DLC, but I think there are people who prefer this to mainline games, and I don't really see the issue with that

i love pokopia, i think it’s an amazing game and i hope nintendo never does anything like this with pokemon again

Don't get me wrong I love Pokopia but i feel like one of those kids that "liked it before it was cool" because I played the heck out of Dragon Quest builders and Dragon Quest builders2

@HorizonUtopia @twunkez Yeah I keep forgetting stuff for habitats in other places. I think my goal after game completion will be making one central storage in palette, but even then if I want to work on one of the other stages I'll have to haul stuff from palette and make a sort of pop up shop there

@twunkez if you place the boxes outside it works as soon as they are linked to a crafting table... I keep two big storage boxes near with crafting materials inside, my big issue is, having to travel from one location to another because I forgot something that I need

loving Pokopia, but I really hope they continue making updates to it for QOL. Like linked storage so you could craft without having to go grab the items would be amazing.

@RazorMiddleYT As I'm going through the game I'm just plopping things all Willy nilly, I have habitats everywhere, Pokemon everywhere, and somehow my town level keeps rising. I haven't had a coherent thought in days

So what's everyone doing with their Pokopia towns I need help 😅 Are you building one big town for all the Pokemon, or one for each area to get level 10 environments?