👑 John the Common Tater 👑

No homo but I’d let Marjorie Taylor Greene peg me for sure

@PUA_DATING_TIPS “Hey I love sundresses on beautiful women” *Oh no she’s not wearing a sundress* *God damn you John Haskins, you beautiful, long-haired, manly red-pilled fucking idiot, why didn’t you check to see if she was wearing a sundress first…* Then I run away, in a manly way

You're shopping at your local food market, and you notice this young woman from behind. How do you open?

Hey Siri, search punish my asshole wait no siri don’t post to Twitter damn it don’t

Why yes, you should take all your advice about manhood and sex from me, a scrawny virgin who lives in his parents basement 😤😤😤

Damn it feels good to be a white boy

I’m a good Christian man, the days of sticking big weird shit up my butt are behind me, no pun intended

It’s so bullshit that they can make black panther but not white panther

I’m not a racist I have a ton of colored friends. At least two

You need to both be loved and hated in order to truly succeed in life. I would know, I am insanely hated by so many people Can’t wait for the success to start...

After some prayer and thoughtful self exploration, I am no longer angry. Please ignore last tweet And from what I read on Christian purity forums, the butt is God’s blindspot. So it’s my little secret 😏

Really mad at the lord for putting my pleasure center in my butt

We as men have to hold ourselves to high standards or who knows what slop we will bring home to meet the parents

When I am married I will take my ring off to masturbate- assuming I fall that far into temptation I made a commitment to my wife that no one will please me but her, not even myself The ring comes off

Sinfully hard right now, flicking myself in the testicle isn’t helping Prayer warriors unite

A truly iconic moment for me and all follow spud (tater) enthusiast. To see our love of starch immortalized on Hollywood’s big screen, and to go on to become a billion dollar franchise. Wow.

Just finished another two hour session of meditation. Which helps me get closer with my creator and helps suppress the raging urge inside my body to spread my seed No one could ever wish they were me

Real men don’t need to quit porn. Real men never started in the first place. That’s the tweet.

I don’t hate women I just hate everything that makes them women

Sorry I’ve been gone so long I had a months-long lapse in my struggle to avoid the pornographies of women on the laptop computers My wee wee was happy but now my soul is sad I can and will do better I am so sorry.

STEAL THE VOTE STEAL THE VOTE STEAL THE WAIT THAT DOESN’T SOUND RIGHT SIRI DON’T SEND TWEET