John Taylor

@NASA Tell em to dial down the ISO please

1972 ➡️2026 Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II

At the risk of sounding completely insane, does anyone else ever have trouble telling the difference between feeling slightly melancholy or slightly thirsty. Can’t tell if I need a therapist or a vending machine

Your whole flight lasts 11mins and you’re gonna waste your time taking selfies instead of looking out the window. Absolutely wasted on this lot. 🤡

I love how our shadows cast a self shaped terrestrial eclipse behind us wherever we go. Distilled presence. A reminder you’re still here. Big enough to block out the sun. There’s something beautiful about that.

@longwaveromesh You bloody rockers!

@WheresJamesN Sure! Sounds good to me 👍🏼

@JohnIsJokes Hate to be 'that guy' but I've never liked any YG merch (apart from the CD's). One of my favourite bands but there's not a single tee/hoodie I could see myself in. 😥 How about a pint?

Very happy to announce that we’ll be hitting the road in November with our good friends @LaceyOfficialUK and @stateofyouband Tickets: gigst.rs/youngguns

You absolute legends! 2 down in a day. Birmingham and Manchester have a few left. Go get em!

@Molllay Love it! Hell yeah

Wow! You guys rule! Heads up... London and Leeds tickets are flying. Might be gone by the end of the day.

TICKET LINKS: 24/12 • London O2 Academy Islington gigst.rs/youngguns 25/12 • Birmingham The Asylum seetickets.com/event/young-gu… 26/12 • Leeds Key Club slamdunkmusic.seetickets.com/event/young-gu… 27/12 • Manchester Club Academy gigst.rs/youngguns

How we all doin? Let’s make some more memories

@jess_f_11 Amazing! ❤️

@JohnIsJokes Round 3 from the US for you guys LFG! See you at both shows I can't wait ❤️

Can’t believe how quickly you guys sold that out. Unreal! Made me weep a tiny ocean of joy. 🙏🏼

@camanmore Wouldn’t have it any other way

@JohnIsJokes I'm afraid you are going to see my ugly mug two days in a row now, John... 😂

For those of you that couldn’t get tickets, I can make no promises but we will try and get something else lined up. I wanna see as many of you as possible.

First show in like 5 years. Don’t miss it!

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Watching Mr. @WilliamShatner profoundly overwhelmed with tears after his @blueorigin flight really just re-ignited my desire to go to space. I don’t think you’d ever be the same looking at everything you know and live amongst out of one window.

@Adam_Huth Good to know. Thanks man. Appreciate it!

@JohnIsJokes Man, I'm a nurse on an Orthopedic and Trauma unit, take care of yourself with those ribs! I've seen you guys live and would love to see you all again in the States, so rest up as best you can and keep em intact! Gonna suck for awhile but they'll repair!

Finally back guitar teching at a festival today. Mad to think how long it’s been. Not sure how I’m gonna unload a truck with a busted rib though. Ribs! Who needs em? 🙋🏻‍♂️