John Michael

@TownOfMiltonON the new traffic light at Clark and James Snow is horrible for anyone turning left out from Clark on the weekend. It was so long I just saw the first car run the red light!

@msmacarasig Don’t worry, you’ll hit 225 on bench soon enough.

@msmacarasig They call this a “fivehead”

@samNtut @Nenneray 😅

“I love my brother. I love giving him hugs.” - Wrong captions for the picture. 🤣

@Nenneray Lol never from behind. Let them know you’re coming. Anthony was just trying to turn his head so Noah would face him

Looks like it’s almost time for my nonsensical vehicle purchase

Being reminded of a paper cut when you rub hand sanitizer. 🥲

@ronardGQ Lol gotta be a member first

@JohnMichaelTime let’s go! Lol

Hey @SwissChaletCA, what’s the average wait time to be served and the food arrive after sitting? It took about 25 mins before someone came to our table (with two young kids) and almost an hour now without food on the table.

@KolkataPolice Pranks Destroy Scam Callers- GlitterBomb Payback youtu.be/xsLJZyih3Ac via @YouTube

@R1ckReyIlu And he forgot to turn on the exhaust fan. It was a punch in the face when I walked in

@JohnMichaelTime Little man with adult smelling 💩💩💩

I’ve pooped three times today. Noah’s pooped once. But if you add the smell of all three of my poops, it would barely equal half the stench that Noah’s singular visit provided. Not sure if I’m to be impressed or disgusted right now.

My wife told me I only tweet about poop. I wanted to tell her, “I don’t give a poop”, but I guess that would be an obvious lie. All I give are poops 🤙🏽

Anthony… “Daaaad!” Me: “Yea?” A: “Do you know we have 4 cheeks?” Me: “Really?” A: “Yea, two on your face and two on your butt… Butt cheeks!” *All said yelling from the toilet as he poops.

Please send me the apology form to fill out for wanting to trade Pascal and Boucher.

@samNtut @renjovert Aren’t you HR? Damn, boy ratted himself out

happy friday

M: you’re so funny! N: I want to make peepuhl laugh, I like to make peepuhl hau-pee

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J: can someone help set the table? N @ 3: you need help? I can help. You need help? I can be there