John Moles

@Thebiglade Burn down my house and collect the insurance money

As the man of the house, what’s your next move ??

@Super70sSports The two things that scared me the most when I was a kid: quicksand and the Bermuda Triangle.

What was with our society’s obsession with quicksand when we were kids? At the time I genuinely believed it was one of the world’s leading causes of death. Every birthday marked another 365 days of somehow avoiding quicksand,

@otokyo__ 1. Open Amazon 2. Find a shower curtain. 3. Buy it.

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@softpinkgiggles And he'll act legitimately surprised when she wants a divorce

I saw a couple at a restaurant yesterday, and the mom asked her husband to hold the baby so she could finally eat her food. She took exactly three bites. Just three. The baby started fussing, and the husband immediately handed the child right back to her, laughed, and said to the waiter, “I guess she just likes her mom more. Must be nice to be the favorite.” The waiter smiled and walked away. The mom just looked down at her cold plate. But it made my stomach turn because for the last hour before that food even arrived, she had been: rocking the stroller, digging through the diaper bag for toys, wiping up a spilled drink, soothing a teething infant, managing the entire family's nervous system... while the husband sat there sipping his beer and staring at the TV above the bar. And honestly, I think that’s why so many wives are completely checked out. Not because they mind taking care of their kids. But because they are carrying the entire weight of the family while someone else treats it like a hobby they can just opt out of.

@Bennieeexyz Isn't it normal for the birthday person to pick the restaurant?

My son turned 11 and asked for sushi for his birthday dinner. Done. Made the reservation. Then my in-laws called. They were coming into town and wanted to get together. I invited them along. One problem. My sister in law doesn't eat anything with Asian origin. Says it gives her migraines. For years we'd rearranged plans around this without question. I sat down with my son. Me: Hey. Your aunt doesn't really do Asian food. Would you consider somewhere else? Him: (looked at me) Him: It's my birthday. Me: I know. Him: I want sushi. Me: (fair) I called the in-laws. Explained everything. Told them they were welcome to come to ours the next day for the Superbowl instead if the restaurant didn't work. Them: We want to see you both days. Me: Then we'll see you both days. I figured that was their decision to make. We showed up to the restaurant. My son ordered everything he wanted. My sister in law sat down, looked at the menu for a long time, and ordered edamame and white rice. She was fine. No migraine. My son ate sushi until he could not move. Him: (on the way home, completely full) Him: Best birthday. Me: (looked at him) Me: Yeah? Him: Can we do this every year? Me: (thought about the in-laws) Me: (thought about the edamame) Me: (thought about his face at that table) Me: Absolutely.

@MattTweetsWorld @ScottGustin George Lucas himself said it was made for 12 year old boys

@ScottGustin I think the thing to remember this franchise is still aimed for ages 8-13. I think we all feel in love with Star Wars around that same age.

The best way to enjoy ‘The Mandalorian and Grogu’ is to uncross your damn arms and try to have some fun. My oldest kiddo had *zero* interest in Star Wars beforehand and absolutely loved it. A new generation of Star Wars fans? This is the way.

@ScottGustin Everyone keeps saying "get the woke out of it" "why can't movies just be fun anymore" and then they do exactly that and they're still bitching

@CTownEnjoyer @ScottGustin I'll bet you're fun at parties

@ScottGustin People wouldn’t need to “try to have fun” if the movie didn’t suck Scott. Fun happens automatically when a thing is entertaining. Telling people to “shut up, eat the slop, and smile” is only contributing to the death of the franchise.

@ScottGustin Hear me out.... almost seems like they planned this to get the kids on board again

@ronnx28 @everpascal You mean just like the original movie? This may start a whole new generation of Star Wars fans and maybe that was the plan all along

@everpascal Probably. Whole movie seemed to be catered to small children.

so do we think a 11 year old who hasn’t seen anything star wars related watch mandalorian and grogu and enjoy it?

@femalebodybuil6 What's up with the tomatoes?

Remove one item from this breakfast 🤔.

@kittenaround_51 WTF is Steelheart? Ive heard of all of these bands except that one

The late 80’s and into the 90’s brought us some amazing rock bands. They call them glam bands now. Here are the top 12. Which was your favorite? I loved them all!

@travelingflying I was 12 years old which I consider to be a perfect age. It was literally a life changing event. We had never seen anything like that. No way to replicate that feeling.

Did someone here see Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope in theaters when it came out in 1977?

@CharlinhoXavier I don't know why we cant have serious Star Wars for adults and fun Star Wars for kids. There's so much content, I think we could make everyone happy.

Eu teria opiniões supercinéfilas sobre Mandaloriano e Grogu, mas assisti com minha filha de 7 anos. Ela com uma pelúcia do baby yoda no colo, dando risada com o Grogu e apertando minha mão nas cenas mais assustadoras. Minha perspectiva sobre o filme será pra sempre baseada nisso.

@Super70sSports I just found out Burger King has frozen orange Fanta. It was delicious.p

Orange soda is so fucking good. We got a lot of people out there sleeping on orange soda. Fanta, Sunkist, Orange Crush. I don’t even care which one, they’re all bringing it.

@Eman_8282 No that is perfect

Do you consider this bacon burnt? My kids said I burnt the bacon 😂😂😂😬

@ronsterd89 Bacon or ham

"How can you make a grilled cheese sandwich taste even better?"

@TylerCWhitmore Always go release order.

It’s time for a Star Wars franchise rewatch. As someone who was deeply attached to Star Wars as a kid but fell out of love with it, it’s been several years since watching any of them. Do I go release order or chronological order?

@zeynepmyenisey Because someone handed you a coffee.... duh.

why am I expected to tip in the Starbucks drive thru ???

@HumanityChad This is great but it seems like it would be easier to steal a dozen eggs. What, she had 5 loose eggs in her pockets?

Struggling woman caught by police stealing 5 eggs to feed her family. Instead of arresting her, the police officer delivered a truckload of groceries. ❤️ Who’s cutting onions over here? Amazing humanity, amazing work guys 👏🏻