JohnMoses

I miss you dad, I think about you everyday. Looking back getting a stripper to come to your bedside in your final days was probably a mistake, but I was just trying to make you laugh, maybe make your dick move one last time. #RIPdad

@nemiphil 😂😂😂

@JohnMoses Very similar feeling I did when I took my dad to exxxotica expo in NJ as a surprise for his birthday. I just told him to dress nicely and not ask questions. He was surprised. He said he'd never seen so many mentally ill people in such a large setting all together, before.

You saw the pic, well here’s the story! I got my dad a stripper while he was dying of cancer. After he died, a photo from that day went viral. The full stand‑up special is available now on YouTube. Link in bio. #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #darkcomedy #storytelling

Alright this is the week, my first comedy special is set to release Fri, Jan 23rd on YouTube. Here’s a little Costco sample to hook you in! Album available on iTunes and Spotify!!! #StandUpComedy #divorced #parenthumor

Had a grande ole time at the NA Annual Regional Convention in CT last night. I got cleaned up in AA but I got nothing but love for those motherhuggers over NA. #recoveryhumor #recoveryispossible #comedyvideo

Stranger Things season six, Will and the gang learn about HIV.

NHL enforcer legend Behn Wilson joined us on the podcast and talked about tangling with Bob Probert! Full episode on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

@Chip01047451 @braves2430 This is a Scottie Pippen burner acct

@braves2430 Trading James and a 1st round for

Who are You sending to the Bench? 🏀🔥

@FeehanKerryn Oh he’s about to clone you

How much should I charge? Serious answers only.

Our episode w/ @Naim__Ali & @_Shaner_Comedy_ is available on YouTube (for video) & Spotify/Apple Podcasts (audio) - SUBSCRIBE/SHARE! youtu.be/EczwSVAi7Cw

A remake of the movie Blade, but instead of Vampires, he hunts ICE agents. Starring Wesley Snipes and Fat Dean Cain.

I just want to be famous enough that when I die, people I’ve never met or even give a f*ck about, are willing to cut off friends and family members if they make a joke about me.

I’m an organ donor, but only my dick. He must live on.

Relax, the guy from the Cracker Barrel logo will be back. He’s just moonlighting doing ICE raids to help with the cost of tariff based inflation.

Did Putie and the Don open that underage strip club in Alaska yet?

The crossover episode of @FightStoriesPod & @MainOffenderPod no parent should miss! @odonnell77 @JohnMoses & Unky TT talk about Tommy’s fights, getting stabbed by Somalians, people flipping out at our shows & more! SUBSCRIBE to both pods on the platform you like best!

Riddle me this Batman. If America is so great, how come 70% of population wants to blow their head off by the end of the work week?

And I will be going to a live game after all

You would’ve thought anybody that said brother as often as Hulk Hogan did, would’ve had a higher opinion of you know The Brothers.

Oh man, RIP Hulk Hogan. Do you know how many chicks I slammed that were built like Earthquake, trying to be the Hulkster?! Enough to fill a Royal Rumble.

Bezos had a little Epstein Island reunion party. Nothing beats catching up with old friends “Leo, is that your girlfriend? I remember you when you were this tall.”