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JohnMoses

@JohnMoses

Red Bank Comedy Fest Apr 27th-29th

N 40°9' 0'' / W 74°2' 0'' Katılım Aralık 2008
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JohnMoses@JohnMoses·
I miss you dad, I think about you everyday. Looking back getting a stripper to come to your bedside in your final days was probably a mistake, but I was just trying to make you laugh, maybe make your dick move one last time. #RIPdad
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nemiphil@nemiphil·
@JohnMoses Very similar feeling I did when I took my dad to exxxotica expo in NJ as a surprise for his birthday. I just told him to dress nicely and not ask questions. He was surprised. He said he'd never seen so many mentally ill people in such a large setting all together, before.
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JohnMoses@JohnMoses·
You saw the pic, well here’s the story! I got my dad a stripper while he was dying of cancer. After he died, a photo from that day went viral. The full stand‑up special is available now on YouTube. Link in bio. #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #darkcomedy #storytelling
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JohnMoses@JohnMoses·
Alright this is the week, my first comedy special is set to release Fri, Jan 23rd on YouTube. Here’s a little Costco sample to hook you in! Album available on iTunes and Spotify!!! #StandUpComedy #divorced #parenthumor
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JohnMoses@JohnMoses·
Stranger Things season six, Will and the gang learn about HIV.
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Fight Stories Podcast
Fight Stories Podcast@FightStoriesPod·
NHL enforcer legend Behn Wilson joined us on the podcast and talked about tangling with Bob Probert! Full episode on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Podcasts!
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Chad
Chad@braves2430·
Who are You sending to the Bench? 🏀🔥
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Kerryn Feehan@FeehanKerryn·
How much should I charge? Serious answers only.
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JohnMoses@JohnMoses·
A remake of the movie Blade, but instead of Vampires, he hunts ICE agents. Starring Wesley Snipes and Fat Dean Cain.
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JohnMoses@JohnMoses·
I just want to be famous enough that when I die, people I’ve never met or even give a f*ck about, are willing to cut off friends and family members if they make a joke about me.
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JohnMoses@JohnMoses·
I’m an organ donor, but only my dick. He must live on.
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JohnMoses@JohnMoses·
Relax, the guy from the Cracker Barrel logo will be back. He’s just moonlighting doing ICE raids to help with the cost of tariff based inflation.
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JohnMoses@JohnMoses·
Did Putie and the Don open that underage strip club in Alaska yet?
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Tyler Morrison
Tyler Morrison@tylermorrison1·
The crossover episode of @FightStoriesPod & @MainOffenderPod no parent should miss! @odonnell77 @JohnMoses & Unky TT talk about Tommy’s fights, getting stabbed by Somalians, people flipping out at our shows & more! SUBSCRIBE to both pods on the platform you like best!
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JohnMoses@JohnMoses·
Riddle me this Batman. If America is so great, how come 70% of population wants to blow their head off by the end of the work week?
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JohnMoses@JohnMoses·
You would’ve thought anybody that said brother as often as Hulk Hogan did, would’ve had a higher opinion of you know The Brothers.
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JohnMoses@JohnMoses·
Oh man, RIP Hulk Hogan. Do you know how many chicks I slammed that were built like Earthquake, trying to be the Hulkster?! Enough to fill a Royal Rumble.
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JohnMoses@JohnMoses·
Bezos had a little Epstein Island reunion party. Nothing beats catching up with old friends “Leo, is that your girlfriend? I remember you when you were this tall.”
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