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John Pizzi

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NY/NJ Katılım Nisan 2009
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Great night of comedy with comedians Rob Falcone and very funny Sandy Ehlers In #MelvilleNY
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I remember my first date and she said to me: "I want you to treat me like a movie star." I thought Hmmn I hope it’s a porno movie !!
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I went to the Gym wearing my wife's underwear , just to see if anyone would pick up on it... One minute in and the lady at the front desk asked me to take them off my head.
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Well it’s Mothers Day day, and I showed my Mom a childhood photo's of my Sister while wearing only panties. "Wow, nIce photos John ,"she said, "But why are you now wearing your Sisters's panties?"
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Oz , the Mentalist -didn’t see that coming
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So sad to hear of #NickPope passing.He truly was the best and a loss to all of us who were fortunate enough to know such a wonderful human being. His kindness and service to the community will never be forgotten. He will be deeply missed. 🙏🏻 youtu.be/SX-uOESCWNQ?si…
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Byron Noem’s Crossdressing and bimbofication revealed. I guess he’ll have to pack up all Her stuff and leave.
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I bet Iran still has less potholes than NYC!
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Just read the Iran war is costing USA over a billion dollars a day. However it’s still cheaper than a Somali learing center.
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Thanks to all that came out to my show at Governors Comedyclub last night!! Joke of the day On Valentine's day, A husband comes home to find roses scattered all over the bed. Wife says "you know what this means?” Husband "um," You've been banging the gardener.”???
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Last night performed at #Bordeaux for a group of psychiatrists. Really!! Classic opening joke! I went to a psychiatrist and sas No one pays attention to me. He said “Next”
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I just went on #TrumpRX and got Viagra for free and now I have a hard on for the left!!
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Great fun last night in Long Island with Michael Motts Pelazza Thanks for all that came Out in the cold 🥶 Was soooo much fun !!
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Friday was fun @ 55+ Gig with Rodney Laney Joke of day She said, "Talk dirty to me" I said, "I havent changed my bedsheets in 3 weeks".
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