I went to the Gym wearing my wife's underwear , just to see if anyone would pick up on it...
One minute in and the lady at the front desk asked me to take them off my head.
Well it’s Mothers Day day, and I showed my Mom a childhood photo's of my Sister while wearing only panties.
"Wow, nIce photos John ,"she said,
"But why are you now wearing your Sisters's panties?"
So sad to hear of #NickPope passing.He truly was the best and a loss to all of us who were fortunate enough to know such a wonderful human being. His kindness and service to the community will never be forgotten. He will be deeply missed. 🙏🏻
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Thanks to all that came out to my show at Governors Comedyclub last night!!
Joke of the day
On Valentine's day, A husband comes home to find roses scattered all over the bed. Wife says "you know what this means?”
Husband "um," You've been banging the gardener.”???
Last night performed at #Bordeaux for a group of psychiatrists. Really!!
Classic opening joke!
I went to a psychiatrist and sas No one pays attention to me. He said “Next”