JohnRJohnson

@StormyDaniels This remains one of my most pleasant memories on Twitter, second only to the obscene DM I received some time later from Michael Avenatti.

My favorite portion of my show is the live Q&A with the audience at the end of my set. Some of y’all are weirder than I am! Huge thank you to everyone that has shown up and filled the venues for me after a certain 🍊💩 tried to stop me (again) last year. Only 7 shows left on this run. Help me finish strong! Let’s do this Pottstown, Boston, Richmond. Asheville. Nashville and Atlanta! Meet and greets available at each show and I have my limited edition“Tiny Cock Soap” from @mycluckhut at the merch booth and a portion of each sale is donated to the LGBTQ Taskforce! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Check out this video: cnn.com/2026/04/03/pol… Alito is one of 4 devout conservative Catholics on the Supreme Court who applies his religious beliefs to his interpretation of the Constitution. They are religious ideologues who should never have been appointed to the Court.

Check out this article: cnn.com/2026/04/01/pol… How humiliating. She debases herself in public hearings trying desperately to protect him, then finds out that's just not enough to please the Orange Monkey King.

Check out this article: cnn.com/2026/04/01/pol… Probably give her a "promotion" just like Noem.

Check out this article: cnn.com/2026/04/01/pol… The biggest question now is, how much time in his speech tonight will be devoted to the many benefits of Sharpies.

Check out this article: cnn.com/2026/04/01/pol… Trump's attempt to intimidate the Court by being the first president to show up for SCOTUS hearing was classic malignant narcissism in action.

Check out this article: cnn.com/2026/04/01/pol… The Mideast in chaos, American soldiers dead, the US arsenal depleted, a trillion dollars spent in one month, prices of EVERYTHING increasing, and he says we won. EVERYTHING TRUMP TOUCHES DIES.

@Brookltnwilliw She has never met a Trump voter who was smart enough to regret their vote.

@MrDavX Nice of her to share...

Melania is the greatest First Lady to ever step foot in the White House Do you agree with me ? Yes / no

Check out this article: cnn.com/2026/03/31/pol… What a great war strategy. No regime change but higher gas prices. Genius.

Check out this article: cnn.com/2026/03/31/eur… Imagine what it would have been like for Colonel Travis at the Alamo, if he asked men who were willing to stay and fight General Santana to step forward, and everyone took a step backward. Didn't I see that in a Mel Brooks movie?

Check out this article: cnn.com/2026/03/31/pol… He is desperate to sabotage the mid-term elections any way that he can because he knows they will result in him losing control of Congress, reversal of his toxic policies, and a likely third impeachment. Fuck him.

@75opinionated @SaschaBarros @lisa_liberal This alleged Epstein photo was fake and created with the generative-AI platform Midjourney. It was first posted (archived) in March 2023 by an Instagram user with "AI" in their handle.

@SaschaBarros @lisa_liberal Is this you?

Make no mistake ladies and gentlemen. Photos like this, is the ONLY reason Ashley Biden is trending. The “fuck your feelings” crowd, got their feelings Bigly hurt.

@75opinionated @SaschaBarros @lisa_liberal x.com/snopes/status/…

@75opinionated @SaschaBarros @lisa_liberal That photo is one of many well-known fakes.

Check out this article: cnn.com/2026/03/25/pol… Hey! That's perfect. President YoYo. 👍

Check out this article: cnn.com/2026/03/23/pol… So, Trump maintains his track record of appointing the absolutely worst people to run a federal agency. Mullin is just a male version of Kristi Noem.

@haileyrqwy Fuckin' India???

Check out this article: cnn.com/2026/03/20/pol… Trump can't control his own anal sphincter. How's he going to control the Strait of Hormuz?

@MGScott9 He's a little man who has been trying to prove how tough he is his entire life. That's why he's a bully.

@JohnRJohnson And he wrestled with sweaty naked men in an octagon.

Check out this article: cnn.com/2026/03/18/pol… Difficult to imagine a less qualified person than Mullin to head the DHS. Not only because he has the temperament of rabid badger, but he has zero law enforcement experience. His only qualification is his sycophancy of Trump.