John Lindt

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John Lindt

John Lindt

@JohnSLindt

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Naperville, IL Katılım Ağustos 2020
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John Lindt@JohnSLindt·
The only star I see is my followers.
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John Lindt@JohnSLindt·
If you can't handle me at my " you don't deserve me at my &
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Marco Rogers
Marco Rogers@polotek·
People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.
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Hank Green
Hank Green@hankgreen·
@johngreen Eleybrows on fleek boots with the fur coated with the sauce.
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John Lindt@JohnSLindt·
@meesnathan04 As the CEO of Twitter, I can tell you that it’s a better financial investment than buying this company.
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John Lindt@JohnSLindt·
You know what I love more than owning Twitter? The new Diablo Dare sandwich from Arby’s.
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John Lindt
John Lindt@JohnSLindt·
@LenaAyad_ I'm sorry for banning Ethan. I pinky promise to give him a double check mark.
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Lena Ayad
Lena Ayad@LenaAyad_·
Our live reaction 😔
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John Lindt
John Lindt@JohnSLindt·
Hey everyone it's me Elon Musk.
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John Lindt@JohnSLindt·
Oh, you’re a cog⚙️ in the machine? Well I’m a monkey wrench 🐒🔧
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John Lindt
John Lindt@JohnSLindt·
I like M & M’s.
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John Lindt@JohnSLindt·
Kinda crazy, right?
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Melissa Nathan, DO
Melissa Nathan, DO@meesnathan04·
Quote from one of my preceptors that I think about often - “if you’re doing medicine the right way, you get slapped in the face with a big ol’ slice of humble pie each day” (said in a southern accent for emphasis)
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Melissa Nathan, DO
Melissa Nathan, DO@meesnathan04·
clearly my gen surg rotation cannot come soon enough… thanks @blwagdo for letting me live vicariously through you and im sorry you don’t love it as much as i do
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John Lindt
John Lindt@JohnSLindt·
The exact quote was "What are you going to say? My wife said Adam Levine looks like me? No."
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John Lindt@JohnSLindt·
My wife said Adam Levine looks like me.
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