John Lindt

The only star I see is my followers.

☙

If you can't handle me at my " you don't deserve me at my &

babe wake up it’s #UnderTheMistletoe day

I was feeling beef and broccoli. instagram.com/p/ClUSlBqpSmN/…

People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.

Nothing like grilled cheese and tomato soup on a chilly day. instagram.com/p/Ck4AOPLJOw_/…

@johngreen Eleybrows on fleek boots with the fur coated with the sauce.

@meesnathan04 As the CEO of Twitter, I can tell you that it’s a better financial investment than buying this company.

@JohnSLindt Okay I’ve been wanting to try it- what’s it like?

You know what I love more than owning Twitter? The new Diablo Dare sandwich from Arby’s.

@LenaAyad_ I'm sorry for banning Ethan. I pinky promise to give him a double check mark.

Our live reaction 😔

Hey everyone it's me Elon Musk.

Oh, you’re a cog⚙️ in the machine? Well I’m a monkey wrench 🐒🔧

I like M & M’s.

Kinda crazy, right?

I don’t know what he’s doing. instagram.com/p/Cjwk4J9sgTc/…

Quote from one of my preceptors that I think about often - “if you’re doing medicine the right way, you get slapped in the face with a big ol’ slice of humble pie each day” (said in a southern accent for emphasis)

@blwagdo @meesnathan04 Very cute

@meesnathan04 “Hot Fiance” 👀👀

clearly my gen surg rotation cannot come soon enough… thanks @blwagdo for letting me live vicariously through you and im sorry you don’t love it as much as i do

Spooktober is upon us. Very spooky this year #spooky #october #spooktober

The exact quote was "What are you going to say? My wife said Adam Levine looks like me? No."

My wife said Adam Levine looks like me.