John Sampzon

Cow's bedtime routine..🐄😊

@YaaBoiTyler2003 @espn Says this like he can’t locate a pitch - or have good movement on his pitches

@espn honest opinion, stop worrying and trying so hard to throw over 100+, focus on being more accurate, find a better grip/release for off speed pitches, modern day pitchers are only gonna continue to keep getting hurt more often, because it’s “all about velocity”

Breaking: Detroit ace and two-time reigning AL Cy Young Award winner Tarik Skubal will undergo surgery to remove loose bodies in his left elbow, manager A.J. Hinch said. Hinch did not give a timetable for Skubal's return, but procedures typically sideline players for two to three months.

@itsry16 @AceTheoryHQ @NY_EvilEmpire Valid considering he didn’t get out of the first inning opening day

@AceTheoryHQ @NY_EvilEmpire Careful. I said this on another post and had guys calling me an idiot and fucktard for 3 days

We are going to start a narrative

@Bill231b @smoney58 @NY_EvilEmpire This argument for Skenes is insane lmao

@smoney58 @NY_EvilEmpire Pitchers always look good in pitchers park weak division. Then they get traded and you see what they really are

I can’t stop laughing! 😂 This guy goes into fast food joints and yells their company slogans after buying their food. 😂 The reactions he gets are hilarious! 🤣

No luck on getting a bouncy house for Konnor Griffin’s birthday

As good as it gets:

@johnblairjunior @NFL @NFLDraft @steelers If you go to a baseball games 2 days in a row - are you counted twice?

@NFL @NFLDraft @steelers If you attend all 3 days are you counted 3 separate times?

Pittsburgh set a new @NFLDraft attendance record with 805,000 people over 3 days 👏

@AnthonyVince19 @AdamSchefter These nicknames need some work

@AdamSchefter AND THEN HAD THEIR WR STOLEN FROM THEM ON THEIR HIME TURF. PANICKED AND PICKED A FUCKING JABRONE PROJECT ON OLINE. THIS ORGANIZATIONS A FUCKING CLOWN SHOW. ROONEY FUCKTARD OMAR FRAUD MAN FAT MCCARTHY ASSHOLE AROD. F THE STEELERS

Pittsburgh broke the all-time round one attendance record with 320,000 fans tonight, topping the 275,000+ who attended in Detroit in 2024, per the NFL.

This shit is all-time comedy gold to me. I will RT this every year on this day.

20 straight losing seasons, then this…

@TJStats @Ellydelacr10454

WAR by Team

@Ellydelacr10454 @cliftonoffun @MLB I mean do you think they can keep up this level of ass offense and still be competitive?

@JohnSampzon @cliftonoffun @MLB Oh fr?

The Pirates move all the way up to No. 5 in the latest Team Power Rankings 🏴‍☠️

@BronxBmbrz Put the Yankees into bad and you’re cookin

Unbiased MLB fanbase tier list

@cliftonoffun @MLB With the offense looking this horrible and the run differential being so bad - it’s only a matter of time before they regress

@MLB 4th best record in MLB and ranked 9th. The fact only one starter has hit like he’s projected and our #1-2 starters are out - in my mind they should get MORE credit - not less…but none of this a surprise

@SteelCityBucs30 Yes

Is it crazy to say this team is missing Jared Triolo?

@JMackey_PGH Not even late tbh

Source confirms: Marcell Ozuna has arrived. Better late than never.