John D

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John D

John D

@JohnTheChef7

Was a chef, restaurateur & pub landlord for 35 years - now a postie - RED born & raised in Crosby - Also follow Newport County my local team #YNWA #LFC #JFT97

Newport, Wales Katılım Ocak 2016
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John D
John D@JohnTheChef7·
Klopp & the players turned us from doubters to believers - Why have so many now gone from believers back to doubters?? We have the best TEAM in the world, which is a world-class TEAM, & the best MANAGER💥💥💥 I'M STILL A BELIEVER & WILL ALWAYS REMAIN SO 👊👊👊👍👍👍#YNWA
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@BLUENOSEBOB1878 Hi Bob, glad ya having a good time mate - gave ya shoutout on Bluesky cos shed loads are gone off here now - I've deactivated here so won't be long & gone completely👍 Ya gonna have loads ta follow back when ya go on 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍🍻🍻🍻
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Blue Nose Bob 👀@BLUENOSEBOB1878·
It's goodbye Cape Town, what a beautiful, friendly place. Next stop on the BNB tour, Mauritius 💙
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Martin Lewis@MartinSLewis·
Just playing with Chat GPT, and asked it something like 'write a funny story about Martin Lewis' seeing where it'd go. I wasn't expecting this... Martin Lewis and the Economics of Romance It was a quiet Friday evening, and Martin Lewis—consumer champion, money-saving guru, and the most trusted man in Britain—found himself in an unfamiliar situation: his mates had convinced him to go out on the pull. “Come on, Martin,” one of them teased. “You’ve sorted everyone else’s lives out. It’s time to invest in your own!” After a bit of hesitation and a spreadsheet analysis of his social life, Martin agreed. He even dusted off his best blazer, the one he got at 40% off during a flash sale. “Smart but thrifty,” he thought, “the perfect balance.” The group arrived at a trendy bar, where Martin immediately noticed some issues. “£12 for a cocktail? That’s daylight robbery!” he exclaimed. His mates groaned. “Martin, it’s not about the cost tonight; it’s about the vibe. Just relax!” But Martin couldn’t help himself. Within minutes, he was comparing the happy hour offers and working out the cost-per-ml of different drinks. “You’ll actually get better value with a gin and tonic,” he advised a stranger at the bar. Surprisingly, she laughed. “Are you…Martin Lewis?” she asked, her eyes wide. “I am,” he said modestly, “but tonight, I’m just Martin.” “Oh, no chance of that,” she teased. “I’ve saved a fortune because of you! You’re a bit of a legend in my house.” Martin blushed but recovered quickly. “Well, if I’ve saved you that much, the least you could do is let me buy you a drink…assuming it’s within budget.” They hit it off immediately. Martin told stories of battling unscrupulous energy companies, while she shared tales of her adventures in hunting for supermarket yellow stickers. It was a match made in frugality heaven. By the end of the night, Martin’s mates were astonished to see him leaving with her. “What’s your secret, mate?” one of them asked. Martin grinned. “Simple. I made her feel like she’d won the Premium Bond jackpot by meeting me. That’s the trick—it’s all about value perception.” The next day, Twitter was buzzing. “Spotted: Martin Lewis charming the pants off everyone in the bar last night. Who knew the Money Saving Expert could also save your love life?” Martin just chuckled. After all, he wasn’t just about saving money—he was now saving hearts too.
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LFC FAN TICKET 😇
LFC FAN TICKET 😇@LFCFANTICKET·
2/2 The club are now trolling through pages on this app and are sanctioning genuine fans for selling the tickets on at FV even if it’s clear that they’re not touting… Be careful about who you tag and consider using an alias on your socials
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John D@JohnTheChef7·
Right guys & gals I'm off here now🤬 Please get over ta @bluesky & give me a follow @johnthechef7 there Would love ta keep interaction with ya all, but this place is done I'm afraid😪👍👍👍🍻🍻🍻
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John D@JohnTheChef7·
WTF is going on on this platform - All I've been seeing on here today is "Tweets" from #ElonMusk #DonaldTrump & an endless stream of ads for investment companies etc 🤬🤬🤬 Gonna defo be time ta leave soon & get over ta @bluesky 👍👍👍🍻🍻🍻
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Ramy Abbas Issa@RamyCol·
FYI - all those ‘journalists’ who imply having ‘inside information’ about Mohamed’s future are making claims/posts based on absolutely nothing. Just click-whoring. “Sources close to Mohamed” don’t exist. This post is really just to tell you that they don’t know.
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John D@JohnTheChef7·
@petercrouch 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
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Callum Stirling
Callum Stirling@1CallumStirling·
😮 Multiple situations in which officials have been caught out admitting bias, corruption or incompetence. 😡 When is enough, enough? Who is going to step in to sort out the @FA_PGMOL? 😮‍💨 These decisions change title winners. 👏 Fantastic clip @kimmoFC x.com/mediaburnkimmo…
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CWU@CWUnews·
Thank you to @susannareid100 for this brilliant tribute to the work that postal workers do. She and the rest of the panel are spot on. Royal Mail is and can be different to the rest of the gig economy couriers. This is as message to management as much as anyone!
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John D@JohnTheChef7·
@Royston56428882 THE ABSOLUTE BEST COMFORT FOOD, ROY LA ❤️👊👊👊💥💥💥🍻🍻🍻
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John D@JohnTheChef7·
@Robbie9Fowler I reckon ya was "photo-shopped" sniffing the line Robbie, Scouse🤔😉😭🍻 Love ya mate - outside of Rushie, ya my fav striker of all-time 👊👊👊💥💥💥🍻🍻🍻 YNWA
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John D@JohnTheChef7·
#NationsLeague Not a surprise that so many "TOP" players are unavailable for duty......JOKE OF A COMPETION & PLAYERS (genuinely) INJURED OR NOT are ruling themselves out 👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 #Playerwelfare #toomanygames no-onecares about internationals anymore 💯👍👍🍻🍻
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