John Totten 🇺🇸🦅

Pic of me with my Dad on my wedding day. I was 21. I miss and love you Dad.

@attackdogX Happy Birthday B. You are always a stiff kick to the nuts of reality with your posts.

Today is my birthday 🌟. Happy birthday 🎉 to me & President Trump. And, Happy Flag Day 🇺🇸, everyone. I suppose I was born patriotic 😂

@attackdogX I wish we could do a citizen swap, all the salty Libs traded for solid people from other countries.

I think the funniest part about Europeans having an absolute blast in America & documenting every bit of their trip is the fact that their comments are full of American liberals desperately trying to convince them that we are not that great🤣 LMAO, liberals are so salty & miserable. Europeans, Just ignore them. This is what we have to deal with every day. Liberals put the D in Debbie Downer 😂. Enjoy your trip & welcome to America 🇺🇸

I WANT TO GO TO GAMESCOM SO BADLY!

@ChaChayourvmom Start handing them all the monthly bills and grab some paper and explain they have to play out the meals and all the chores around the house they will need to do daily. That should simmer them down some.

Dealing with identity theft right now My seven and eight year old girls just came into my office, round stuffed animals under their shirts, yelling: 👧🏻 No I’m the real ChaChayourvmom 👧🏼 No. it’s me! Chachayourvmom What do I even do

@PolitiBunny I was thinking of you the other day. I was laughing of you taking the new Subbie up the west coast, Cali to Wash with a bunch of right wing bumper stickers on it and watching Libs implode as you passed.

First, it was organic milk. Then it was lactose-free milk. Then I got a Subaru. Now I'm drinking chai tea ... and loving it. Next thing you know, I'll stop shaving my armpits and start wearing Crocs everywhere.

I’m not a mechanic but I’m pretty sure something is wrong here.

@tracycupcake20 She will cut a Bitch , if needed.

My new followers are getting the sweet version of me. My longtime followers know better. 🥰🧁

“proportional response”

@SmugAlana IMHO, He dodged an ICBM from this lady and her family. He will be much happier without her.

girl it's been FOUR years, not forty, let a man bloody grieve over his best friend however he wants🧍‍♀️

@tracycupcake20 Is there an adult version of this? Where do I sign up.

@JordanBrace8 Heck ya Jordan, way to go. /sniff they grow up so fast.

It’s official, I’m a High School graduate! ❤️🇺🇸

Ok. Vulnerable post but here we are. I just weighed in at 141.4 lbs. Since Sept 2024 to today, May 15, 2026, I have lost 100lbs. It hurts to say that and share but I am going to share it because I worked so damn hard every week for over a year and a half to shed this weight. It did not happen overnight. If it wasn’t for having this incredibly challenging goal in fighting @rondarousey I most definitely wouldn’t have reached this. I was pre-diabetic, had trouble simply walking in September 2024 and have been on the path to recovery to turn myself back into an athlete since then. It was hard, SO damn hard.. there was so much to learn, too much to unpack here, ups, downs, plateaus, things I learned late I wish I learned earlier, trial by error but I did it. Thank you to Ronda, who waited patiently while I lost this weight and giving me something to aim for. There is still so much I need to learn and want to do in the health space and to continue transforming my body, but for today, I thank God, my husband and my family for sticking with and encouraging me the whole way. I pray this encourages you wherever you are in your health journey. Believe there is hope. Never give up. Ok.. enough emo, I’ve got a fight tomorrow. We’ve worked so hard to get here. Tune in!! @netflixsports @netflix @MostVpromotions

@lady_valor_07 Travis Pastrana. Legit jumped from a plane with no chute.

Almost no one gets this right Try if you can

@RCEY28 That is Emelia. It is 10000% a skit. She has a HUGE following on YT, Been in a movie and also a Pro race car driver.

This woman in a convertible pulls up right next to a police SUV and locks eyes with the officer inside while gripping the steering wheel. She turns her head smiles and speaks directly toward him as the camera shakes from the moving car and the officer stares back through the open window. This flirty roadside chat with a cop turns an ordinary drive into an unexpected playful moment on the street. You wonder if joking around with police like this is harmless fun or the kind of bold move that could go wrong fast. Would you flirt with a cop from your car or keep driving straight ahead?

Me watching the left cancel Krassenstein because he bought a cyber truck 🤣

@attackdogX That is awesome. They love to eat their own.

@elonmusk Need to work on that pull out game Homie.

@Mirandalorians @Ubisoft I heard the OG Black Flag game was the best. I cannot wait to try out the Resynced one. Have a safe trip Miranda.

@JohnTotten71 @Ubisoft I really want to! I'm having a hard time keeping up with new release though 😅

Big thank you to @Ubisoft for inviting myself and so many other creators out to play Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced! It was awesome seeing so many familiar faces, and making some new friends ❤️ I'm looking forward to posting more photos and talking more about my experience with the game!

@Kinza1278 Yes, my daily is manual.

Could you??