John Gehman

Why do they call it Father's Day? Because "Tangible Proof That Everyone Loves Mom More Day" was just too long. #fathersday

@LT_TheBiblegeek Aw heck I'd buy her one just for bieng that cute.

Smart Man chzb.gr/15q3deh Exactly!

@Abraham_Villela Joshua 1:9

The AC, It Does Nothing! chzb.gr/117Dxms @LT_TheBiblegeek Is this true?

@AngryCatholic the pentameter kunda falls apart at the end, but I like it. :-)

#moviesthatnevergetold Princess Bride

Few things in life are more annoying than a rich kid who was born on third base acting like he hit a triple.

“We do not need to get good laws to restrain bad people. We need to get good people to restrain us from bad laws.” -GK Chesterton #NSA

If you enjoy watching survivor, big brother, the bachelor, or bachelorette. #HandInYourManCard

If you are too full of pride to pray. #HandInYourManCard

@CatholicChannel I have a dream that I'm at the wedding in cana and spill wine over myself. Then ask Jesus to turn it back to water.

Nawt DAT Agen! chzb.gr/17aI6jk ←This

There's a reason we call what's happening now the present. Our time in the world is a gift from God, use it wisely.

@DepressedDarth does having watched the twilight parody Vampires Suck count?

@nunblogger yep, do a little research on fbi/nsa surveillance cameras, phone taps, ect.... Big brother is already watching.

@rubinafillion @nunblogger Orwell's 1984 was meant as a warning. Unfortunately the administration is using it as "Government for Dummies"

@DepressedDarth you forgot brian addams and the guess who. #assemblethehordes

@mattswaim now I'm hungry again....