John “The Missile” O’Key

@LancelotLamar7 @antbarbour92 Let me know how that divorce goes

@antbarbour92 I agree, but for some reason nipple piercings attract me.

I’m not a fan of belly button piercings and I think they look trashy

Wow, Haven’t seen a pair in awhile, let alone with pants and socks. Did this nigga just bring them back?

Alumni weekend link with the pledge trainer who once hand fed you a dip sandwich

Can someone explain black prom for me in white terms ?

@uwpbaseball THATS FUCKING PLAYOFF GODDARD Need more updates please

ANOTHA ONE FOR GODDARD! An RBI single drives in a run! #DefendTheDen // #RangerGRIT

@uwpbaseball PLAYOFF GODDARD

DOWN THE LINE! Noah drives in a run! #DefendTheDen // #RangerGRIT

My man of the match

James Rodríguez: "The cold and the German language made my life difficult there, and I couldn't adapt." ​Díaz after 6 months:

@piersmorgan You’re a fag

Not proper football. Way too aggressive. Leakier than sieves. Arteta’s Attritional Arsenal will grind down either of them.

@_onlyscott Julian

Guess the player? Level: HARD

Are all these white DBs a recession Indicator??

If you were a man and like Ella Langley, you are a fagggggggggggg!!!!

@JudyStroyer67 I thought field house changing locations would confuse them, and they wouldn’t be able to figure out where the new one was, forcing them to leave, but I was mistaken

@jamespe13266164 @JudyStroyer67 Ball knower

@JudyStroyer67 Weaponize your privilege for Black bodies.

@gg_goldengreek did your treason ass put money on the 51st state yet ?

Chris collinsworth your ruined everything

Chris Collinsworth saying shutout mid game is the cuckest shit I’ve ever heard.

@PickensBurgh Nice yarmulke

To every liberal on Twitter/X here’s my golf bag

@JaquanBrisker if you leave the bears I’m going to end my life

@JaquanBrisker if you leave the bears I’m gonna kill myself.