Johnathan Luc

@haaailss__ @caitiedelaney You mean let people enjoy applications built on stolen work?

@frm_diamond With a bulletproof vest.

@ELDRITCHBUSSY You are honestly embarrassing.

@starsmitten_ That sounds like depression.

Is it natural to cherish memories less as you get older? I thought they were supposed to become fonder I miss when moments mattered more for me

@bagoffruitbats I feel seen and untrusted.

i don’t trust people who wear no-show socks in their sneakers. what else are you hiding huh?? >:o

@awk_raccoon @LegattoTsumaki 0.0

@LegattoTsumaki more like gastrointestinal virus that i got from food at work

i can't wait to see solid poop again😭

@bagoffruitbats just like me frfr

my tea steeped for too long and my day is ruined

@FlameofCitrine You deserve everything good!!

Sitting here thinking & I can’t believe I let anyone ever treat me badly tbh. Being with a true partner really will show you how much love and respect you truly deserve. Don’t settle for anything less y’all. Happy Valentine’s Day 💝

@Hebel_theRebel THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT

Holy. Shit.

@rainylune travelstride.com/tour-operators…

ok so a company reached out to me about possibly hosting a vacation where you get to join me on a trip and they plan all the stuff to do. they’ve got super cool destinations like costa rica & japan but i’m thinking we gotta go to a swamp and sit in mud

@lolyuchen That's a forever story right there, congratulations.

I haven't titled this one yet but #poem

@thesockghost It's what happens when you share one braincell with someone.

@JohnathanQLuc PFFT

i’m gonna lay down on the floor and hope i’ll feel better when i get back up

@thesockghost I may have clicked like, but what I actually mean is that your pain is causing me suffering.

i did not feel better <3

I haven't written much in the last decade, but my brain was feeling the itch so here it is. #poetry

@thesockghost I think it would attract the exact type of woman that you'd want to attract.

and i think it would

i’m tryna figure out if bringing a coloring book to a lesbian bar would help me pick up chicks

This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Monterey Park. Ming Wei Ma was a dance instructor & owner of the Star Dance Studio. He was described as a caring person with a selfless nature. He was the first to rush towards the shooter to try & save others.

@lolyuchen We will get through this!!

@thesockghost THAT'S HOW I'VE BEEN RESPONDING WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME HOW I'M DOING LMAO

trying my best<3

@MichaelaOkla 🫡

@thesockghost YOU MEAN THIS WAS CLEARLY A REGULAR OCCURRENCE FOR THIS MAN

@JohnathanQLuc luckily his wife came along and asked me if he had cut in line and i said yes so they went to the back. my guy had a shopping cart full of stuff and i had one item.🙄