John Murphy

"It's me!"

@SenAdamSchiff He spent the weekend cleaning and organizing his room.

I just left the Senate floor, where I laid out Trump's real "Art of the Deal." For himself. Here are Donald Trump's 10 most outrageous displays of corruption yet. 🧵

Is she gonna try to get the Pope fired? 😂

@Suzierizzo1 The football match was intense until the very last minute.

I never want to hear a word about Sleepy Joe again! Trump can’t stay awake and has no clue what’s happening so no wonder when asked a question he says I don’t know as the answer! 😡

@CalltoActivism She spent hours painting a beautiful landscape of the mountains.

Holy shit. Mark Carney’s brain just rebooted on live tv after Trump’s stupid comment that we don't do much business with Canada. Canada is the largest importer of U.S. goods. Look at his face! x.com/Ronxyz00/statu…

@gunsnrosesgirl3 She wrote a poem about her childhood memories.

Moose cooling down in someone’s garden

@awkwardgoogle She woke up early to watch the sunrise by the beach.

You don’t realize how tiny she is until she’s next to him 😂

I will ALWAYS love Macron for refusing to shake trump's tiny, crooked hand. Besides, he's already crushed the shit out of it numerous times. 😆

The mechanic fixed the brake pads.

@YayAreaNews anywhere

Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao cries, blames “radical right wing forces” for her political downfall. She’s now facing 95 years in federal prison for corruption, fraud, and money laundering.

@0011_Cederic @ChrisCuomo Cedric... that was perfect. I like the cut of your jib.

“I will never lie” - was a lie.

@petershankman congrats!

New law of Chez Murph- If you allow yourself to argue with a Russian Woman you have already lost...

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