John Hayward

If these human rights people want to do something useful speak up for the people of Syria or Somalia but not for the scum rioters over here

Maybe he is, but he's still a prat.@themichaelowen @Joey7Barton

Tell her to hurry up. @wacka26

Kevin Sinfield, the coolest player in superleague.

Harper Seven ??? What's all that about then?

Wow! Roof cave in at work, water everywhere

If you're ever down cornwall way, check out a gutsy 3 piece band by the name of 3 Minute Warning.

Why has no one invented air con jockey shorts? I know I'd buy some, stop my nuts being so tacky in this weather.

Oooh very exciting , just had a fire drill.

What the hell are radio 2 up to ? Where's my Popmaster !!