John Hinnigan

@AliFortescue Fromage eating surrender monkey

Nigel Farage tells me there need to be “concessions on both sides” on Ukraine Does he mean territorial concessions on Ukrainian side? “I’m not playing your silly game”

@domjoly @mockbirdcinema The first clip is my all time favourite

Last night at @mockbirdcinema in Birmingham- Sam Cadman and I watched three of our favourite eps of show on a cinema screen and it was…amazing. It’s held up very well. Bodes well for next year - the 25th anniversary. 🎉🎉🎉

@Sarcasm_n_logic @JoJoFromJerz

@JoJoFromJerz I stopped at the color orange. I know once they say orange, nothing else they say is worth reading.

So, you want me to believe that you voted for a racist, rapist, convicted felon, business fraud who incited a deadly attack on our Capitol after losing the last election because of the price of eggs? That you voted for the orange-dipped dude who ran with a different VP because the last one was nearly hanged for not breaking democracy, because you’ve been getting fewer hours at your job these days? You want me to believe that you voted for someone who nearly every economist in the world has said will grow our debt (which he did by the third largest amount ever the last time), increase our costs, raise inflation and destroy our GDP because a burger and fries at Five Guys is more expensive than it used to be? You want me to believe that you voted for the drink bleach guy who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day because you had it so much better then, when you were stockpiling toilet paper, than you do now? You want me to believe that you voted for the guy who had 4 years to pass an infrastructure bill and didn’t, the guy who promised Mexico would pay for the wall when they didn’t, the guy who promised to bring manufacturing back, lower the cost of prescription drugs and end the opioid crisis but didn’t, because you preferred his “policies”? You want me to believe you voted for the “grab em by the pussy” guy who wants to destroy the Department of Education and to repeal the ACA despite the fact that he has nothing more than “concepts of a plan” to replace it, the guy who will roll back environmental protections, strip women and minorities of more rights, the guy who will hand Ukraine to Putin and Gaza to Netanyahu, the guy who has said he will be a “dictator on day one”, because you’re worried about losing your gas stove? I’m sorry, but I don’t believe any of that, and frankly, I’m not sure you believe it either. Because the truth is that your vote wasn’t about any of that. You voted for the traitorous embodiment of the 7 deadly sins because when it came to casting your ballot for a Black woman, you just couldn’t do it. And because you like getting away with being your worst self. And because life is a whole lot easier to stomach when all that has gone wrong for you, is someone else’s fault. Let’s be honest here, that is what it was. So when the price of eggs is $18, and your Latino neighbors have been deported or moved to some f’d up “camp” to pick the strawberries none of you will pick, and your miscarrying wife has to contend with sepsis before she’s allowed to have an abortion, and your autistic child is unable to get the early intervention they desperately need, please remember what it really was that you voted for. Because I promise you the rest of us will never, ever forget.

Which four bears?

So, I have thought of Rupert, Paddington and Pooh. Can't think of the fourth...

I can’t get over the amount of people on the Bbc not wearing poppies as if to say the sacrifices our four bears made are not still recognisable they should be ashamed of themselves.

@tommysantos14 The USA is a failed experiment

So Obama inherits a near depression from a Republican, then fixes it and sparks a 9-year economic expansion. So they vote in Donald Trump. Then Trump inherits a booming economy, and collapses it by mismanaging the pandemic, and another Democrat comes in to again clean up a Republican mess, and does clean it up. So they vote in Donald Trump again. Half of America is fucking stupid, and I truly do not know how this Republic has survived this long.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

@g_gosden #TheShallowCabinet

It’s a share the brain cell cabinet.

@Nigel_Farage @realDonaldTrump

Arrived at the @realDonaldTrump Rally in Reading, Pennsylvania. 🇺🇸

Republicans: We are doing GREAT! Stay on Line. Do not let them move you. STAY ON LINE AND VOTE!

@IvankaTrump Number1..

This past week, I turned 43!   Reflecting on life’s lessons, here are some truths I’ve learned along the way:

@RonFilipkowski And smiling

Melania’s been wearing sunglasses inside all day today.

@martemmett #TheShallowCabinet

A Shadow Cabinet that includes Victoria Atkins, Helen Whately, Laura Trott, Priti Patel, Chris Philp and Honest Bob Jenrick? What could possibly go wrong?

@Jerrydendrons #TheShallowCabinet

@BO6CODInformer Xbox

REPLY to this tweet with the platform you play on if you need a #BlackOps6  Vault Edition! 💥 Be following @BO6CODInformer so we can DM you 👀

Is Donald Trump a pedophile? Yes or No?

How do you feel about people who do this?

Five years ago today I took the best photo I’ll probably ever take. I like good photos and have a four hour bus journey shortly so need entertaining. Feel free to reply with the best photo you ever took. Accompanying description also welcome.