Johnny Ashler

@1116sen Boring as bat shit, couldn’t make this shit up, start the season with a snore fest and half teams not playing each week. Absolute shambles.

What have you made of the scheduling the first few weeks of the season? #CrunchTime

@AFLNation love the intro this year! #kickstart

@NickoToGo @sydneyswans Lucky hawks didn’t kick straight though

@sydneyswans Gulden, Heeney and a decent umpire and we win that by 6 goals Not concerned at all.

FT. A hard fought contest against the Hawks at the MCG but we go down by 17-points.

#afl360 after just watching razors edge, I’m more confused with stand rule, get rid of it, it’s bloody ridiculous

@SimonSperling Omg this is embarrassing from corn.

Per Kane Cornes, Zach Merrett grabbing a drink pregame is “very much individual in this situation”

"Essendon are moving the ball as well as I've seen them under Brad Scott" - Gerard Healy #AFLDonsHawks

@3AWisfootball @3AW693 Honestly don’t know how this tool has a job

He said he hasn’t seen or heard of one Blues supporter that was proud of last night’s performance. 👀 FULL COMMENTS 👉 nine.social/16cM

@prazAU @Sammy__Edmund Was terrible 😢

@JohnnyAshler @Sammy__Edmund 😂BS

Lot said about this last night and a lot will be said about this today because this was the one that got away for the Saints. Perryman hard tag on Nasiah can’t have been a surprise, but can he handle it? Why wouldn’t StK replicate on Daicos apart from Garcia for small periods? St Kilda became the most intriguing club after that trade period and remain so after one game. -Marshall fwd is a big ? - 66 points from 63 entries. - Wilson, Flanders, Sharman wasted opportunities. - Jack Macrae? -Giving up that many uncontested marks. Do they press as hard as others? Yet they held Collingwood to 40 inside 50s. Centre clearance they doubled Pies. Wasted chance, but it’s not bubble burst after all the hype, which makes them so intriguing.

Fuck the saints have been well and truly looked after by the umps

@AFLNation Yeh going well with the turn out last night, bullshit.

Hodgey is a fan of Opening Round, due to the impact it has for the northern clubs. #AFL

@7AFL @footyindustryAU

#AFLSunsCats crowd: 19,859

Shit crowd at the suns

@FootyonNine @NicNegrepontis Was at sportsman night in Tassie and doc didn’t stop swearing with young kids in audience & wasn’t overly complementary of club.

Sam Docherty says his expletive-filled Carlton rant was played by Dan Gorringe without his consent. 😬 And Matthew Lloyd is fuming for him... 💥 MORE: nine.social/15VP #9WWOS #AFL

@Sammy__Edmund They could wear their blue and yellow one…

Sydney CEO Matthew Pavlich rang Gold Coast counterpart Mark Evans to ask him why the Suns wore red & white kit last Thu night. The licensing blunder arose because the Suns have not got approval to wear their pink guernsey & charcoal shorts in away games against the Lions, with the AFL not thrilled with that combination in last year’s semi-final. Full pink is a possibility for the Suns when they next meet at the Gabba. Regardless, Pav & the Swans can rest easy - the Suns won’t be wearing red & white again.

@FOXFOOTY I’m confused

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@RalphyHeraldSun Surprise surprise expect anything different after freeloaders for years get looked after

Clubs expecting to have to match first round bids using only two picks from the same round, not stockpiled mid-draft picks. Walker will play for Bendigo early but expect him to train at Carlton most of the year and play some or lots of Blues VFL. He’s moved into the inner north

Anything on Haywood, only played first qtr?

@FC_Tasmania no devils caps in members store to use credit on?? T-shirt’s & scarfs from Temu? Terrible options .