Johnny Beaver

I must’ve been a lot drunker than I thought on Saturday because I have 0 recollection of the pick six that was called back

On hole 17 and East Lake playing 218 do you think you could hit the green in 100 shots? Massive debate going on rn

Are margaritas at lunch with your coworker a fireable offense?

@BigRedCromwell Hung like horse nuts big red

I want to crawl in a very dark hole and die

Ball?

Blue Moon without an orange is criminal

@ridestifff Can’t beat getting paid to shit. Hope you fought it till work

On my way to work after crushing a bacon bagel and large coffee odds i keep it inside me?

Girl just liked me instagram story. Am I in that?

Will not be honking for this propaganda

Nice tall glass of chocolate heaven ought to do the trick

Got remote privelages at the local Mexican place this is intense

Sitting at work bored out of my mind counting down the minutes till I can start drinking

@ridestifff Top tier song from him and it may get some hate but stoned on the new album is a new favorite for me

One of my favorite songs of all time and listening while it’s raining is such a relaxing feeling

@CalvinSpanks54 Sorry to hear up your loss Calvin, god speed

Heal me

This and a racist brunette

WE CAN SEE YOUR DICK stop acting like a girl #fag

@jeacfacpajd Yes I think a blue bag. Completely took me back in time when I saw those

@JohnnyBeaver99 Wow. Lost in time. Weren’t there like cookie or chips ahoy ones??

What a pull