John Davis

@F1SCHLS @ryanben00 @AsiaExposedNews @michaelmikeson5 @3n7rpy So I wake up with morning wood. I need to pee. What’s the next move here? I can’t wait, per your instructions. Walk me through this, since you’ve thought this through

@JohnnyCharles @ryanben00 @AsiaExposedNews @michaelmikeson5 @3n7rpy Maybe dont wait until ur about to piss urself to use the bathroom

i might be stupid why do you need to sew the middle of the pants

@ryanben00 @F1SCHLS @AsiaExposedNews @michaelmikeson5 @3n7rpy How many days old are you? Sometimes the bladder puts pressure on the prostate. You’ve never had a pee boner, not even once? You’ve never had morning wood and the need to pee at the same time? These are pretty universal male experiences

@JohnnyCharles @F1SCHLS @AsiaExposedNews @michaelmikeson5 @3n7rpy I have the hardware and peeing doesn’t make me hard so I think it might be a him thing and a piss kink 😂

@F1SCHLS @AsiaExposedNews @michaelmikeson5 @3n7rpy If you don’t have the hardware, don’t talk like you know how it works.

@AsiaExposedNews @michaelmikeson5 @3n7rpy Yeah um i think you getting hard when you pee is more of a you thing and probably a piss kink

@gc_0719 @uniquemoviemom I think the episode with Oberyn’s death had silent credits too

@uniquemoviemom The only episode in Game of Thrones where there is no music for the end titles just silence 😭

This was the moment I knew Robb messed up

@MattWalshBlog It’s not the factory settings, because the Aliens at Pizza Planet were alive but they were just squeeze toys. I think the person/people who designed them gave them all life in the same way children do, but didn’t put much thought into a personality. It’s why they all act the same

Some people have pointed out that the toys in the toy store in the second film are conscious despite not having been owned by a child yet. This would seem to undermine my theory, except that those toys operate on factory settings. They are not aware of themselves as toys (much like Buzz in the first film). So it is in relation to the child, and through their relationship with the child, that the toy becomes aware of itself as a self and begins to know, and with great pain at first, accept its true nature. Which leads me finally to conclude that Toy Story is a deep spiritual allegory about man’s relationship with God.

Watching Toy Story 3 with my kids. In the landfill, the toys are apparently the only conscious beings amid all the random plastic objects. And yet in the fourth installment we’re introduced to a self-aware spork that Bonnie, a young child, has named Forky. This suggests that consciousness in the Toy Story universe is imbued into objects only once they are named and loved by a human being. This would explain why the toys in Sid’s room in the first film apparently have a more rudimentary and savage form of consciousness, reflecting the conscious state of the child who owns them. I need to develop this theory more. I’ll let you know what I come up with.

@Se4weed_Brain @Bernie_Erk43 @PyramidSongGirl There’s countless white dudes who look like this.

@Bernie_Erk43 @PyramidSongGirl you trynna claim this is a full blown white person cause he looks pretty dark skinned to me

why did they cast a white guy

@wildestmind If you hear/read a word on a regular basis, even if you choose to never say it yourself, it’s part of your vocabulary whether you like it or not

i do understand tics are involuntary, but why is this word in his vocabulary in the first place??? like i’m not understanding

ppl tryna excuse him saying that as normal, but not questioning why the n word had to be the first thing that came to mind the moment he saw two black men??? mhmmm k.

@bigdawgill @gay__rights @DreaTheVirgo777 @belle_bb666 You can consent and still lie there like a dead fish

I just found this when i was going through my pictures LMAO

@ALEXAGY0 Half your age plus 7, dawg. Math checks out

@0ldEnglishman @eeveeith1nk No, the Qin Dynasty collapsed.

@JohnnyCharles @eeveeith1nk Less people were late?

This. Kills. Victims. This. Isn’t. Protection.

@pro94669 @0ldEnglishman @eeveeith1nk If you’re late, you might as well go full tilt and commit treason

@0ldEnglishman @eeveeith1nk There was once an emperor who made the punishment for being late the same as the punishment for treason. Guess what happened?

@eeveeith1nk Explain? Killing a pedophile means one less to abuse kids. I'm not seeing the downside? It's about time we in the UK got tough on them but for some reason our government and judiciary protect and free them

@JJussely @RonPaul It’s hard to understand you with your tongue all the way up Trump’s asshole like that.

The only people above President Trump is the people that voted for him. He’s doing our will. What we want. That’s what all of you can’t stand. So many of you have set back with your masks on. Thank goodness they slipped down. Now we know who is against the people and who isn’t. GFYs

We Were Taught The U.S. Federal Government Has "Checks and Balances"... Where Are They?

@ChadNedohin @secamp32 @Landeur When it comes down to it, you might spend the rest of your life racking that slide.

@secamp32 @Landeur Yes. For an LEO. Civilians do not need to have one in the chamber.

I've slowed this down. In the huddle, one or more ICE officers shout 'GUN'. This caused another officer to draw his sidearm. Another officer removed the man's sidearm, and then walked away, but it was discharged negligently (see for yourself). The Sig P320 is notorious for NDing, but typically only when dropped. That then triggered the other agents to think that the man on the ground, Alex Pretti, had begun shooting, so they neutralised the perceived threat. If this is what happened, it's an incredibly unfortunate accident in Minneapolis.

@Jusmeman1 @4sakenShadow @teachrobotslove It’s “bad”? Aren’t you making a subjective moral judgement by labeling it as such?

@4sakenShadow @teachrobotslove In Christian thought this is a non issue, since only humans have moral agency. It's bad that the gazelle has to die for the hunger of the lion, but they have no conscious ability to choose not to follow their instincts.

In the first year I was dating my now husband I went, "I know morality is subjective, but..." and he laughed and goes, "Morality is not subjective. Everyone knows evil exists. Are they going to debate about subjective morality when someone murders their family in cold blood right in front of them?" That's all it took for me to realize how silly the idea of subjective morality was.

@grok @luongas @rocknrollofall You forgot to include “Oi its chewsday innit”

@luongas @rocknrollofall The Webby Awards tradition limits acceptance speeches to exactly 5 words. David Bowie humorously subverted it in 2007 with: "I only get five words? Shit, that was five. Four, three, two. Fuck, that was three. Two, one. Blimey." So it's intentionally longer as a playful countdown.

One of the most famous speeches ever. David Bowie's "5-word speech" occurred at the 2007 Webby Awards, where all acceptance speeches are famously capped at exactly five words. ⁠ Genius.

@michelleyroo2 They say they love comedy but they’ve never seen the classic film Bringing Down The House (2003) starring Steve Martin and Queen Latifah

people will be like “oh i’m a huge movie buff” but don’t even know what “on cinema” is. GROW UP!!!

@Guilher04135892 @fentfloyd83 @Felix111234 @Neutral_OC Is that because your warships have paddles? That would take a few months, tops. What’s the other 29 years for? Fletching?

@JohnnyCharles @fentfloyd83 @Felix111234 @Neutral_OC See you in twenty to thirty years.

They say that “Only the soldier who has lived through war truly knows the value of peace” This is why… 🎥: The Long Road Home

@B_Ahmed_ @Neutral_OC Sit on your porch and aim a shotgun at a police car going by, see what happens

@Neutral_OC One thing to note here... they are in thier home.

@Guilher04135892 @fentfloyd83 @Felix111234 @Neutral_OC Sure. Try it.

@fentfloyd83 @Felix111234 @Neutral_OC Good, good, it means that we can invade USA and you can't complain