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First tweet!! #imonly15minslate #latetotheparty

Friends bonding with friends @KileyCorrupt @kitfarrin @toby

Definitely an experience! @samsterr__

A dream come true!! We met @violetsaucy Shes absolutely breathtaking in person

Seth "workers comp" rollins 😡😡😡 #wwe #summerslam #sethrollins @WWERollins

Saw @realminitinah at work today! But I once again had to keep my cool. She's absolutely breathtaking in person.

Saw one of my favorites, @annabeggion at work today. But all I could tell her before she took her picture was "how many in your group?" Lol

This Bible humper on the subway tried to tell me that I'd go to hell if I kept reading the comic book that I was reading. She really did not like when I told her "doesn't your favorite character come from a book too?" #biblehumper #subwaychronicles

When the lazy employees want a raise

Some of my family make me laugh. They don't believe me how fast I can kick them out of my life. One disrespected my dad and I quickly was like...............

I blame the church for messing up my good boots lol

"Guest takes mask off" Me- Hi, can you put on your face mask pretty please Guest- how am I supposed to take a picture I'm guessing this is what the camera sees lol #themepark #sarcasm #facemask #invisibleman

Theme park guests are the funniest and most ridiculous humans you can ever know. They will talk the most shit, but never to our face lol #themepark #job #work #themeparkjob #ilovemyjob #Karen #Karens #malekaren

@suckitupbabyboy @draysday I can seriously eat fideo everyday lol

@draysday @JohnnyRobledo4

Co-worker- (pulls arm sleeves out of packaging) I got these so I don't have a bad tan line............. how do I put them on? Me- let me guess, your next question is how to pour water into a cup 😂😂😂 lol!!! #work #sarcasm #coworkers

@NECA_TOYS #squadgoals #horror

When I see someone from high-school show up to my job

Attention people that visit theme parks!! If you see a character walking! Please.... and I say PLEASE!! Don't throw your kid in front of them!! #themepark #themeparks #disneyland #KnottsBerryFarm #universalstudioshollywood #sixflags

Guest- where's the entrance to the ride (points at the entrance) Me-

Co-worker talking mad crap about my brother not knowing were related. Me- you mean my brother? Co-worker-

All I did was ask a new hire how the day was going. Instead gave me an ear full of how they hate the job already. You've only been here for about 3 weeks lol