Johnny Slokes 🇺🇲

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Johnny Slokes 🇺🇲

Johnny Slokes 🇺🇲

@JohnnySlokes

Analyzing fantasy football through the lens of my own teams.

Michigan, USA Katılım Nisan 2016
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S_U_Network
S_U_Network@S_U_Network·
True or False: You can’t be with someone that does not like sports.
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Chad
Chad@braves2430·
What would you eliminate from the cookout menu? 🧑‍🍳
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James Brent
James Brent@Jamieyaheard·
@firstroundmock Nice bait... Going off of past Bears history QB contracts is pretty laughable.. They've never truly been successful drafting QBs.. And now they've seemed to have, you want them to move on because his comp % is low.. Ok...
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FIRST ROUND MOCK
FIRST ROUND MOCK@firstroundmock·
Caleb Williams isn’t getting a contract extension from the Bears for two reasons: 1. Bears ownership has no history of breaking the bank for quarterbacks they have drafted in the first round dating back to Jim McMahon (1982-1988). The business model with their most recent first round selections Mitch Trubisky (2017-2020) and Justin Fields (2021-2023) was just playing them on their rookie deals. 2. There’s no need to break the bank for a quarterback like Williams who has an NFL career completion percentage of 60.3%. Quarterbacks with that level of accuracy are easy to find through the draft or free agency for minimal investment. For example, Tyrod Taylor had a completion percentage of 59.7% last season (he signed a 1-year deal with the Packers for $2.8 million). Joe Flacco had a 60.3% completion percentage last season (he signed a 1-year deal with the Bengals for $6 million). That’s the fair market value for that level of accuracy. Williams accuracy is also on a downward trend. He went from 62.5% in 2024 to 58.1% during the regular season to 52.2% in the 2025 playoffs. Quarterbacks in that accuracy range are a dime a dozen. Better yet, they could just turn things over to Tyson Bagent as a bridge quarterback who has a career completion percentage of 66.4%. Bagent was an undrafted free agent out of Division II Shepherd University and he is currently on a two-year contract for $10 million. Photo Credit: Getty Images
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Johnny Slokes 🇺🇲
Johnny Slokes 🇺🇲@JohnnySlokes·
@firstroundmock There's also the fact that Caleb Williams sucks for real and the Bears drafted the wrong QB again like they always do
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Tena chiarchiaro
Tena chiarchiaro@ChiarchiaroTena·
@omgsidewalks No science is settled. It’s ignorant and embarrassing for you to use that as an argument. No one will listen to you if you say such ridiculous things
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Honestly, I’m sick and tired of grown adults calling the climate crisis a hoax. It’s not even a debate, the science has been settled for decades. Your ignorance is not just embarrassing, it is actively destroying the planet and every living thing on it.
Dafenet@patdafenet

SPEAK YOUR MIND

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Johnny Slokes 🇺🇲
Johnny Slokes 🇺🇲@JohnnySlokes·
@DeeFeeCee @dasnielsenson @omgsidewalks I didn't do anything, I'm just telling you that the freezing point of water being 0° Celsius isn't science but is just something that was decided I'm not trolling you. You just don't get what I'm telling you
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Max Loeb
Max Loeb@loebsleads·
Which NFL team's fanbase has the biggest gap between how good they THINK they are vs. reality?
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Johnny Slokes 🇺🇲
Johnny Slokes 🇺🇲@JohnnySlokes·
@NflOutdated @loebsleads No, not more than the Bears 😂 That's just you projecting Bears suck for real. Packers are better than you, The Lions are better than you, Even the Vikings could be better than you Only Bear fans think they are good
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Lambeau Villain
Lambeau Villain@PackersRunNFC·
2026 NFC North WR expert rankings list heading into the NFL season:
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Douglas F Correa
Douglas F Correa@DeeFeeCee·
@ChiarchiaroTena @omgsidewalks No science is settled, which is why I regularly jump off buildings since gravity is “just a theory.” & I always roll the dice boiling water, since it could suddenly boil at room temperature. & I always question the dogma that staring at the sun causes eye damage. Settle that!
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