Johnny Foreigner

A little over 14 years ago this, the best dog that ever existed, came into my life...

Happy Passover to all those celebrating in London and around the world. As Mayor, I want to thank Jewish Londoners for your enormous contribution to our capital city.

@joshuasdad22 No, not for that.

Quick question. Im a man, coming up 59 years old, worked all my life, paid all my taxes, never been in trouble with the law ( apart from the odd speeding ticket) took early retirement a few years ago and I self finance that retirement with a private pension i paid into for years (and don't take a single penny from the state) by working hard and sacrificing other things to do so. So am I considered a far right thug for being a normal person?

The strait was open. He starts a war. The strait closes. The world economy gets fucked. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he gets bored, he declares victory, and he tells the rest of the world to open the strait, to clean up his mess. He’s such a prick. He’s such a destructive prick.

“Look, if you’re going to be an immigrant in another country, you have to learn to obey the laws.“ - The Daily Mail, every single bloody day.

@mcpyntos @RunningJonathan @AldiUK Scales can weigh liquid and give you the volume.

Hello @AldiUK quick question, how come you have sold me a can of Professor Peppy weighing 203 ml, including the can. Just fresh out the box and still sealed

@RunningJonathan @AldiUK Oh mate. Just stop. It’s not cocaine.

@AldiUK ok, so it had nothing to do with your weighing system in the factory failing on this one can, but if the other cans were full, (5*330ml + 200ml = 1850ml) i only got an average of 308ml per can, feel a little short changed

@mclaine_jason @AfricaFirsts It’s to orientate themselves the following morning, the stick points the way forward. There aren’t many landmarks in a desert and dunes shift. Only a racist would jump at the perceived “mumbo jumbo” aspect. It’s science, bitch.

Can anyone explain why some people draw a circle around themselves when they sleep in the desert?

I will always make decisions that are in the national interest. It’s why we aren’t getting dragged into the Middle East conflict, and why we are fighting to protect your living standards. And while opposition parties have responded by dividing communities, we respond with hope and pride. Pride in our communities, and the hope of a country that’s better for our children. That’s what we’re fighting for. Vote Labour on Thursday 7 May.

Spoke to my family today - all refused to talk to you. You then started hunting down random "anon" relatives. People are holding your shit rag accountable. You've not just "touched a nerve." You've absolutely spurred on a movement ready to take on the Daily Mail. Congrats.

Fuck off mithering.

@Lord_Sugar I used to sell those. They where shite.

Our prime minister was once able to made smart decisions on his IT kit. Two Amstrad computers.

Love this. For the first time, you can walk along the river from Westminster to Tower Bridge, uninterrupted. The perfect weekend walk. At City Hall, we're working with partners to clean and protect London’s waterways so everyone can enjoy the benefits.

Today’s Palm Sunday procession to St Martin-in-the-Fields across Trafalgar Square marked the beginning of Holy Week, the most important time in the Christian calendar.

Save the date: celebrate St George’s Day in the heart of London. Join us in Trafalgar Square for a free, family-friendly festival celebrating the best of English culture with live music and performances. When: Sunday 19 April Location: Trafalgar Square Time: 12pm–6pm london.gov.uk/events/st-geor…

@LozzaFox You.

@GBNEWS I am in Manchester today so you need to delete this.

@bgonz3000 @ClaudetteGGibs1 She’s a grass.

@ClaudetteGGibs1 So you’re going to commit violence against her when the roofing company subbed out a job to cheaper illegals that don’t have to carry the same burdens that legitimate employers do

The woman who called ICE on her roofers and provided the ladder for them to be detained is about to FAFO.

I left for work with Trump (who fucked some children) rambling on the radio incoherently and returned home to the same thing (but a different rant). Which cunt told him he’s a raconteur? He really isn’t.

@PollSter_Mike1 @ceebee308 Zardoz. The mad one where he got his cock out.

Can you name ONE movie for Sean Connery that is NOT Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989, The Rock 1996, or James Bond Franchise'?

Free school meals are a game-changer. Not only are we fuelling kids with healthy food, but our programme has unlocked £49m in extra funding for disadvantaged pupils. That’s a win for families and our schools. london.gov.uk/mayors-unprece…