Chappy Johnson

The betrayal is deep. The trust is broken. You turn on your heel, walk out the door, and just like that... You become a Supercuts customer for life.

That's when the horrific reality hits you: You are exactly two unchecked in guests walking-in away from a 30-minute prison sentence.

You’re sitting on your couch. You open the Great Clips app. 25-minute estimated wait. Perfect. Plenty of time to sit back and relax.

@GreatClips I leave my house with 6 min est wait time, I arrive on time and now have a 15 est wait time but I’m two unchecked in guests walking in away from wait time doubling again. The digital check-in process is awful.

@GreatClips your digital check in process sucks. I leave my house with a 6 min wait time, I arrive with a 15 min wait & am one unchecked in guest walking in away from being 20+ mins. Really awful. I’m going to sports clips

@MikeLevin Thank you, Mike. You may also consider helping state AGs hire outside counsel to support their suits.

This is completely insane. Polymarket is now taking bets on when nuclear strikes might happen, just days after hundreds of millions were wagered on the U.S. attack itself. Let’s be clear: gambling on nuclear war or military operations where American service members’ lives are on the line is morally bankrupt. The DOJ and CFTC had active investigations into Polymarket that could have helped stop this, but those investigations were dropped after Trump took office. I’m working on legislation to ban this permanently. War is not a casino.

@SteveRuddock @WALLACHLEGAL Didn’t this guy say in his confirmation hearing that he was going to defer to the courts on this issue? No integrity.

There is a single aspect of prediction markets that is controversial: sports betting, which began 1 year ago. No state is trying to stop any of the other offerings that have been around for many years. The debate, and eventual resolution, would be so much easier if the strawmanning stopped.

@sarthakgh Yeah man Bad Monkey was masterpiece 🤡

Apple TV’s hit rate is insane Virtually every show is fantastic It is what HBO used to be and arguably even better given the low volume My only complaint is they take too long to release new seasons of really great shows

@MattVincenziPGA @_benparsons @TheTodaysGolfer Really? The criteria doesn’t seem to be that high in past few years 🤡

@_benparsons @TheTodaysGolfer According to the rhetoric from last year, Reed needs to win a major in order to be considered for a RC spot. Let’s see if he wins one.

Patrick Reed is desperate to be back playing in an away Ryder Cup next year. “We're going to come with some attitude. Hopefully I'm on that team to really bring it to you all - because I will." Interview with Reed for @TheTodaysGolfer: todays-golfer.com/news-and-event…

@DallasTexasTV Sorry for your loss @Goldenapples08

Texas-based restaurant chain Twin Peaks files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy

@Adam_Mares Try watching a full game

There’s not a worse viewing experience in sports than the last 30 seconds of a close NBA game

@LeBatardShow @getnickwright @PabloTorre Two 🤡’s debating who the bigger 🤡 is

Consider the Nick vs. Pablo beef: Probably not squashed!

@flasportsbuzz They also talk about the WNBA

The fact that ESPN has devoted a massive amount of time to Dolphins all season on their talk shows - and the fact that the top insiders at both networks wrote separate full pieces on Dolphins this weekend (unusual) - shows franchise still has cache (and reflects interest in Tua). You don't see anywhere near this coverage for Arizona, Raiders, Titans etc.

@johnamonaco @KTmBoyle Including me

Worst part of America. There’s nothing there to see except 50 ft alligators. Doesn’t hold a candle to New York City or California. You should avoid the panhandle and North Florida like your life depends on it please do not go or move there.

@KTmBoyle Sorry there are no lesbians there for you

@Brittbabi I’m sure they are in constant communication 😂

if im Tyreek, im calling my attorney.

@diegopavia02 @TheoVon @tatemcrae Brother, that’s your mom. A lot of NFL scouts just crossed you off their list

what @TheoVon forgot is, I said it was a deal if and only if he told @tatemcrae to lemme take her on A1 date in Nashville 🤝 twitter make it happen 👀