KJ

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Entering my long haul trucker era

I’m terrified

Every cybertruck looks like a 3D printed model of a car drawing by a kindergartner just doing their best

I have never been in a Walmart where anyone has known how to walk right; it really is every person for themselves in there and just when you think you’re on the “correct” side of traffic flow there’s someone in your way coming toward you at full speed

Red Delicious apples are anything but delicious

Need to stop feeding the beast I.E. buying cute clothes I *might* wear over shit I actually need

I still have this hat I bought when I was 16 that some lady working on commission at the mall told me I looked good in that I’ve never fucking worn but I keep as a reminder to always get a second opinion and never trust the overly eager lady at Earthbound

There comes a point in your middle aged years when you really start fucking with wind chimes for some reason

Getting older is seeing people you went to high school with slowly morph into the reason why you close Facebook

Maybe I should just start storm chasing

I mean all I can do is block them right away and forever at this point

I’m so used to being able to zoom in on photos FACEBOOK WHY YOU GOTTA BE WEIRD? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO ME LIKE THAT? OKAY “GLITCH” LITERALLY HAD ME TRYING TO ZOOM AND ACCIDENTALLY LIKING A PICTURE FROM 2014 ON A MENTAL SIDEQUEST

Donnie Darko directors cut or bust

I’ve seen 1996’s twister ight, if a tornado dropped down in my city I’d be READY

Thinkin about juggalos

You’re either a true slytherin or some bitch who wants attention

Requesting time off work to steal the Declaration of Independence

People who like ketchup too much have a propensity for violence

Apartments that require quarters for laundry actually help me understand my ex that much better