Mekdes Johnson

If you wanna be happy for a year: Get married If you wanna be happy for a decade: Get a dog If you wanna be happy for a lifetime: Get a garden -Martha Stewart Well guess I’ll go treat the soil!

A healing journey is the equivalent to gluten free vegan food … Just bland. 😂

My Toxic Trait: I’m attracted to emotionally constipated men with dissociative behavioral traits. #thatsmytype lol

You have to love the process/grind the same way you love that trash ass 🥷🏽. Become straight delusional, ignore the naysayers and believe that you are the exception. No matter how hard it may get or devalued you may feel , you get up and get back to it. 💁🏾‍♀️

Niggas gone nig 🤷🏽‍♀️

Be willing to get uncomfortable for your peace.

Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence

Me: “Three kids, no support, minimum wage job, how did you do it? How did manage the stress and anxiety?” Mom: “I didn’t! Struggle became normal to me. It became my way of life”

I’ve been giving way too many fucks lately

Fuck flowers for Mother’s Day, instead take my son for the day so I can walk around my house with my titties out enjoy this pre-roll, masturbate a few rounds and binge watch GOT for the 3rd time. #Recharge Thanks Management 💋

“Anything you put your mind to you will achieve! Just make sure you pray for proper preparation for the level success you are manifesting” -Sade Johnson

Getting prepared for “Where are your clothes?” Szn

Find a venue and ask people to come

My TOXIC trait: Don’t ever hand me your phone. I’m the worst behind the camera!

“Oh honey, this world does not deserve Black women!” -Angie #HarlemOnPrime

“Though you didn’t love me back, you were the best I had” -Sabrina Claudio

Crtl+Atl+Dtl Time to reboot…

Sitting on the toilet listening to my neighbor record the harmonies to his verse in his bathroom is wild. . . FLUSH!

Harlem S2 E1 >>>

Just a heads up parents, y’all kids be telling y’all business in these classrooms .