Melvin Johnson

I want to thank the entire BV for having this league, along with JSN and Bijan for absolutely carrying my team to a 13-1 season. 1st place finish in the 1st ever #burnerfantasy season couldn’t be more grateful #champion

@CBeantail Stupid question, irrelevant ass vandy team couldn’t handle the Pryce, AND Tyler Tanner is a poor man’s Jamarques Lawrence #realtalk

If Tyler Tanners shot went in against Nebraska, which would be a more legendary game winner

@jackgofff67 👀👀

@JohnsonTalk123 Ik a guy at bonitas let’s go this weekend😉

5 places I want to be before I die: 1. Memphis pool party 2. Bonita Flats 3. At Summit 4. Rucker Park 5. At a game where Iowa loses to Nebraska in any major sport that relatively matters in the retrospect of the season

The running theory I’m going with is Will Smiths ghost is haunting the royals bullpen and that’s why Estevez can’t throw harder than 90 #dawgshit

@James_Davis00 That boy need a heat cheque

Egypt got nothing on James we build two of them bitches #miloburton

@lambert_kirk Lemme get that invite

@JohnsonTalk123 My grad party is at Bonita Flats

The return of @RealRicardoB is tonight.

Lowest of lows rn for Melvin #gbr

@longdih6194 Actually going to hurt myself Dakota

Somebody check on this man @JohnsonTalk123 😭

@Jeremy5621350 @MrHinkleDinkle

GGs @MrHinkleDinkle @JohnsonTalk123

@lambert_kirk @MrHinkleDinkle @BentonDixBurner Kirk not the time rn #fuckingpissed

I’m feeling elite @JohnsonTalk123 @MrHinkleDinkle @BentonDixBurner

I fucking HATE IOWA

@CBeantail Big mistake Chester

If one of the 4 seeds still in the tournament wins March madness I’ll dox myself

Type shit I’ve been on since assassins started #stalking

The early bird has never not gotten the worm… #worm

@Jeremy5621350 Can’t wait till Thursday

Now we get Iowa in the sweet 16😈😈

This is practically a Nebraska home game holy shit #GBR

@CBeantail Your onto something here Chester, I think I’ll pay Mr Yeager a visit #maliciousintent

I truly do not believe anything positive will come from this 4th quarter of school. So, I hope you will entertain my idea of ending the school year now and rescheduling graduation to March 29th. I believe this will be in everybody’s best interest. Best regards, Chester Beantail

Dear Dr Brent Yeager It is currently 90 degrees and spring break. Us seniors graduate in 2 months, and after getting a taste of summer, I don’t know if we will be able to really focus on our studies. Please consider my proposal below.

@steve37289292 Saw this and she’d actual tears

Shrink this please🙏🙏🙏🙏