Tom Johnson, PhD, CFA, MBA, CPA, J.D, M.D, FRM

You have now seen Joe Rogan & Dana white in the same room #caseclosed #UFCWhiteHouse

Duckhead and rainbows. #toereveal #B1G

“Yeah so basically everyone’s posting this gif of a pigeon walking in a lab coat and it’s fucking awesome”

0/2 on classes today #DarrynPeterson

@CoachSmith_10 Ew

Tournament Trail stop #1… St Paul vs Monroeville.

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

@CoachSmith_10 @DunderMifflinAS I forgive you for kissing me 🎶!!

@DunderMifflinAS You were in the parking lot earlier, that’s how I know you!

Prove you watched The Office with one sentence.

Woman just told me I look like cooper flagg. What does one do about this info?

Fernando Mendoza tonight at Magic City:

My mom went to the grocery store. Dog on da table

Girl in front of me at mass had a smathers keychain

When i realize this is the last UFC PPV i have to illegally stream

@woodyVSworld Show up

What does Ohio State have to do to beat Indiana?

@MrOhio Buckeyes 35-14🫡🫡

BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIP #1 Ohio State vs #2 Indiana What are your score predictions? I’ll buy a beer for whoever predicts the correct score first. (I’ll Venmo you $10) Must use this format: 30-0

They should start playing the game at 9am dude. The wait is always unbearable

Turkey is a shitty hangover food.

QZ this , QZ that , buddy brought out the QB tonight. #LANK

Statistics exam just came back #winout

The worst trend of all time bro

Tommy hit 500+ today. Thanks fellas.