John Legend (parody duh)

@EsBigred @alphafox If you think it can’t happen, then you’ve obviously never been with a woman.

@alphafox This isn’t replacing shit. The idea that even a very realistic sex robot would replace women is only true if you have never been with a woman.

Your replacement has already been printed:

@intrinsicvalyou @M_Fanfare @UMichFootball @GMA She 100% lied to police. That’s why prosecutors were so willing to drop nearly all charges. The only ones they kept were ones they could charge without her testimony.🤦🏻‍♂️

@M_Fanfare @UMichFootball @GMA She did NOT lie to law enforcement She did lie to UMich investigators, which is easily explained by her fearing retaliation & losing her job Which happened actually

〽️”They knew the things that he was doing to me and no one did anything about it because they cared more about winning football games, not having another scandal, and trying to protect the head coach," - Paige Shiver

@Meadownator @Mbakaza4L Tell us you don’t know wtf you’re talking about without telling us. I hate younger millennials. Y’all think any hard work is “exploitation” nowadays and make the rest of us look bad.🤡🍑🐩

@Mbakaza4L A female engineer can do this remotely with the aid of automation because the only rigs still doing this shit are exploiting the fuck outta their workers. Shits been automated for years and anyone not using it is risking lives and paying like shit

Feminists: “We don’t need men!” If that’s the case, then why have I never seen any of y’all doing these jobs?

@noinconsistency Hmmm, work hard for a two weeks, then have three off, for ~$100k/yr is “exploitation?” If that’s exploitation, sign me up to be exploited. 🤡

getting exploited and worked to dеath so your rich employers can profit is just soooo manly

@jFudgy_ The fact that X chose to wait until today to show me this! 🤬

BREAKING: Left-hander Tarik Skubal and the Detroit Tigers are finalizing an eleven-year, $401 million contract extension including a full no-trade clause, sources tell ESPN. Skubal, 29, aims to win his 3rd straight Cy Young while now being the highest paid pitcher in MLB history.

@Less_HumbleTeej I swear y’all will say anything to avoid any accountability. He thought he was flying her out to spend a couple days with him. Turns out she mislead him and came out, on his dime, to go get dicked down by her “friend..” To not put her in check would be straight simp behavior.🤡🤡

Yall treating these women like prisoners. Yuck

@anittacomunista Literally. Dude must be a bottom.😬🤣

imagine seeing an ass THAT big and complaining, just admit you don't like women, man

@DoWhatYouDo6 @Naam_Hi_Kafi_H Faccccts. Or they’re power bottoms. 🤣🤣🤡🤡

@Naam_Hi_Kafi_H Only men complaining are the ones with no reach

Why are men nowadays attracted to girls with such a body type? 😭

@MarcoRizzolo @Naam_Hi_Kafi_H I voted for Trump…twice, and she is fine af. Just admit you take dick, it’ll save you a lot of hassle and time.🤡

@Naam_Hi_Kafi_H No men of any value are attracted to this. Sorry. Only niggas and degenerate Liberal White men.

@ryan_hanigan @DutchDaniels @unusual_whales @grok Yes they are. They said five minutes before, not 15. That’s a key piece of information.

@DutchDaniels @unusual_whales @grok is unusual whales making stuff up

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

@CodyFandom_ 🤡

Yeah he’s fucking dead. Rest in Piss

@p1ercedh34rtsss @ARK0N117 @euphemey Men create the baby, women just incubate it for 10 months.🤡

the hate she gets is insane. like every rapper in the industry has always slut shamed women and no one ever batted an eye, but god forbid a woman sings about men being useless and suddenly y'all are mad

@ma1ybe All these dudes talking shit about how “fat” she is knowing damn well their bald, fat, CHUD asses couldn’t pull a woman that looked half as good. 🤣🤣🤡🍑🐩🐩

From a teenager to a 46 year old mother of 3 you sack of shit

@Brenda196460 @cherylingram @hashjenni Rape, particularly of a child, has nothing to do with sex, sexual attraction, or availability of partners. It’s about power, control, and manipulation over another person.

@cherylingram @hashjenni He use to date models back in the day. I highly doubt he went after 13 year olds. Stop believing everything you hear. And if some woman is finally coming out now. You know the democrats put her up to it. She has plenty of chances to come out. Nothing but lies, as usual

He raped a 13-year-old and then beat her. What the fuck are we doing here?

@KRNWTSG @Adiofreak The vocal minority would have you think most of us aren’t proud. We voted for kicking ass because we’re sick of being the world’s bitch under democrat leadershit. Now we’re back to fuck around and find out. Shit’s glorious. Remember kids, the internet isn’t a real place.

@Adiofreak God this is embarrassing. What fucking losers LOL. imagine being an American right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

@leg_twobet @AfriendFor @CrazyVibes_1 If they do that they’re get ventilated by hot lead. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@AfriendFor @CrazyVibes_1 Let's hope your $6 bought the trust that they don't spit or cum in your food or drink 😉

If you can afford to have food delivered straight to your front door, you can afford to tip at least $20. Period. You’re not just paying for tacos. You’re paying for somebody to: • Use their own car • Use their own gas • Put miles on their engine • Sit in traffic • Wait at the restaurant • Bring it directly to your door All because you didn’t feel like going to get it yourself. Delivery is a luxury. It’s convenience. It’s comfort. It’s somebody else handling the errand while you sit at home in pajamas. And before somebody says “that’s their job”….yes, and tips are how gig drivers actually make their money. The base pay on apps like DoorDash is not what you think it is. If you can drop $60 on dinner, you can drop $20 on the person bringing it to you. If $20 feels like too much, maybe pickup is the better option. Respect the hustle. Respect the gas. Respect the time.

@JaChryss @FOX2News

@FOX2News What about the families of Renee Good and Alex Pretti?

Erika Kirk, the widow of Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk, arrived at Tuesday’s State of the Union as President Trump’s guest. fox2detroit.com/news/erika-kir…

@marlene4719 You clearly care quite a bit, or you wouldn’t take the time to post about it and give him even more attention and engagement. 🤣🤡🍑🐩

No one gives a fuck about your stupid ballroom. No one.

@mhdksafa Based in “West Asia,” but connected through the European App Store? Sounds a lot like a bot to me.🤡🍑🐩

If the United States is at war, then Pete Hegseth is a war criminal. If the United States is not at war, then Pete Hegseth is a murderer. I work in international laws for over 10 years. What Pete Hegseth ordered the military to do violates international law.

@teslamillion @mhdksafa

What international law? There is no such thing as “international law’. Law, in the real sense, requires three things: 1.A sovereign authority 2.A monopoly on force 3.Enforcement that cannot be ignored At the international level, none of these truly exist. There is no world government. No global police. No supreme court whose rulings all nations must obey. What we call “international law” is really a network of treaties, customs, and agreements between sovereign states. And states comply — or don’t — based on interest, power, and consequences. When compliance aligns with national interest, it’s called “respecting international law.” When it doesn’t, it’s called “strategic necessity.” Power enforces rules. Power also rewrites them. That doesn’t mean international agreements are meaningless. They can shape behavior, reduce conflict, and create predictability. But they function because powerful states tolerate them — not because there is a higher authority compelling obedience. Domestic law governs citizens. International “law” governs relationships between equals — and equals are only equal on paper. Geopolitics is not a courtroom. It’s a balance of power.