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Lisa Peterson

@JokeNowNapLater

Christian mom of 5, hair stylist, and singer in a rock band.

Katılım Mart 2018
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Elise@truthandhyssop·
I bought an expensive unreturnable online item and it doesn’t fit and I feel sick about it 😭
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Andrew Kolvet@AndrewKolvet·
What an incredible moment. This 10 year-old boy wants to be a priest when he grows up. @MattWalshBlog asks him why, and here was his answer: “Because God is calling me.” Perfect answer. God bless this young man. 🙏🙏
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Lisa Peterson@JokeNowNapLater·
@KES_Alaska @AndrewKolvet @MattWalshBlog Geez, they don't put 10 yr olds in seminary! This kid will be praying on this from now through seminary and maybe until the moment he's ordained to properly decern God's will for him.
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KES 🇺🇲@KES_Alaska·
@AndrewKolvet @MattWalshBlog He doesn't have a clue about living a chaste life. Good grief. He can't possibly make that decision. Hopefully he becomes a Protestant.
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Lisa Peterson@JokeNowNapLater·
@BasedZillenial Ever heard of tetrachromats? They see far more colors than normal people do due to a genetic abnormality. Look it up, it will blow your mind.
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐡@BasedZillenial·
It’s wild to think about the fact that there are colors that we are unfamiliar with because they’re outside of the visible spectrum of light. I think about this often.
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Lisa Peterson@JokeNowNapLater·
@mom_of_littles I wore a Swarovski tiara and wish I'd done something more simple like this. ❤️
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Jenna
Jenna@mom_of_littles·
No crazy story behind my dress lol found it, fell it love with it. Wish I could still fit it 😂
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RG
RG@ConstantlyWTF·
@CieloBonit She looks stunning. This reminds me of old school Christian Dior.
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Cielo 🇺🇸🇵🇷@CieloBonit·
Melania Trump is in a league of her own when it comes to fashion and class. No wonder the left hates her so much. No one could even come close.
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Camus@newstart_2024·
Tucker Carlson just gave the most brutally honest marriage advice I’ve ever heard: Don’t say “Whatever you want, babe.” When she asks orange or pink napkins? You confidently say “Pink.” She’ll correct you to orange — then you immediately declare “Orange is perfect” like it was your idea. Same with dinner. She doesn’t want you to hand over every decision. She wants you to lead… while she still feels heard. Tucker’s line: “You’re repeating her choice back to her as a decision.” Raw. Funny. And probably true. A lot of modern relationship advice ignores how men and women actually communicate in real life. Getting this dynamic right can save years of unnecessary fights. I laughed because I’ve seen this exact dance play out. Tucker has zero filter and it’s oddly refreshing. Married or about-to-be-married people — how accurate is this in your experience?
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Lisa Peterson@JokeNowNapLater·
@AndriaDont99498 Everything I need is within 5 minutes of my house, church, grocery store, dentist, schools, restaurants, and hospital and I still can't drive it due to insurance denying meds to stay awake. Fully medicated I can drive 35 min tops safely.
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Iliftfordoughnuts
Iliftfordoughnuts@AndriaDont99498·
People who think 2 hours is far : I genuinely wonder what your life is like.... I drive 45 minutes to the grocery store and 2.5 hours to work.......
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Lisa Peterson@JokeNowNapLater·
@ThymeToBeBorn Mine was several hundred, I can't remember how much since it was 23 years ago.
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ThymeToBeBorn@ThymeToBeBorn·
Any of my mutuals gonna cop to having expensive wedding dress? Mine was $200 and I was the cheapest chick in my social circle at that point but y'all are even cheaper?
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Lisa Peterson@JokeNowNapLater·
@JennyL1983 I like to listen to podcasts while I clean. It makes it so much less boring.
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Jenny 🎀
Jenny 🎀@JennyL1983·
I'll be honest: I don't like podcasts 🫣
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Suzy Redd
Suzy Redd@suzy_redd·
@gatorgar Ha ha ha! He sets the trap and they can't help but step right in it.
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Gator Gar@gatorgar·
They hate him so much, they’ll community note him without realizing it proves the No Kings protests are a lie.
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Lisa Peterson@JokeNowNapLater·
@emzanotti Don't hate me, I like it. 🫣 The Oval Office shouldn't look plain.
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Lisa Peterson@JokeNowNapLater·
@TiffaniMarie483 Some kinds need lots of sensory stimulation, find ways your child can play with things safely, like a water table for example.
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Inquiring Minds
Inquiring Minds@TiffaniMarie483·
How do you stop a child under 5 from touching… everything, everything, absolutely everything?! 😭
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Lisa Peterson@JokeNowNapLater·
@TiffaniMarie483 Maybe make some sensory play toys. Get a bin, fill with uncooked beans and put small hard toys in it so they have to dig for treasure. Put a cookie sheet out, cover in aluminum foil and put some cool whip on it. It becomes a drawing board if there is a little, or just to play.
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Lisa Peterson@JokeNowNapLater·
@emzanotti Ugh, same! I have two golden retrievers for my kids and husband who wanted them. My hubs saw a dog in a grocery cart recently. 🤮
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Debs 2500
Debs 2500@Debss2500·
Ok, is it me...if someone asks you to go to their house on Sat and Sun to feed their pets, would you expect them to at least take you for a coffee to say thanks?
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Lisa Peterson@JokeNowNapLater·
@ItsMeElisaLou Likely intentional, or maybe not. Some people are just horrible with punctuality.
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Elisa
Elisa@ItsMeElisaLou·
Scenario: I keep your kid overnight so you can go to a concert. I tell you I will drop off the kid at 8:30 am. You text me from your boyfriend's house halfway across town at 8:09 am saying your alarm just went off. Am I correct to assume you never intended to be on time?
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