Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale

I’m going back out on tour with a new show in 2026. Can’t wait!

Glasgow audiences never disappoint! And what a theatre, one of my favourites now, so much fun… we now have a glorious day off here an then onward to Dumfries Friday, Hexham Saturday & York Sunday 🔥

Glasgow tonight, upper balcony available! Have a day the next day too, any top tips for what should we do? Then it’s onward to Dumfries & Hexham…

The show tonight in Stirling is in an old prison. This could be my break out performance

Phone went off during a show | On tour now

Thanks for all of the messages, I’m fully on the mend, I did the Edinburgh tour show last night, so good to be back at it, sorry I couldn’t make it to Forfar, we are working to reschedule 🤞 Onward to a sold out show in Stirling tonight and then Glasgow tomorrow 👌

A special compilation episode covering the six years of @MyTCpod with Jayde Adams, Angus Deayton, Joe Pasquale, @TheTommyCannon, @JokesWithMark and @edpatrickcomedy Celebrating the wonderful guests we've had over the years. Here's to many more! pod.fo/e/3a7b42

My first time in Sunderland and over 400 of you are coming out 🙏 Can’t wait to get cracking. 7.30 start. Next stops Alnwick, Forfar and Glasgow

2 One-liners | On tour now

Backstage tour in Carlisle. Next stop Sunderland

Sneaky paparazzi shot during sound check last night in Barnard Castle. The crowd here on this tour and for Quip Off The Mark were so great, can see why so many top comics add this to their tours. Lots of pressure now on Carlisle, Sunderland & Alnwick, big shoes to fill 🤩

Had a really lovely show tonight in Barnard Castle, had another gift waiting of me It’s all made of chocolate. Think I might need my eyes tested, good job I’m in Barnard Castle 🤓 Next stops… Carlisle (Sold out) Sunderland Alnick Forfar

Backstage tour

Sold out in Northallerton tonight, a funny thing happened at the beginning of the show just before we stayed, tune into next weeks jokes podcast to find out what 😂🔥

Lovely present from an audience member in Northallerton tonight, one is Pork and sweet Chilli and the other is pork and chorizo Any idea which is which? Next stops Barnard Castle, Sunderland & Alnwick

My favourite joke to perform | On tour now

March madness, busiest month of the tour and can’t wait to get up north this week for the Scottish leg 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Any fun facts about these destinations?

Paignton tonight, we are by the sea so when in Rome! Cod and chips with curry sauce if you’re asking 🤘 Next stop Northallerton on Tuesday

@ClaretBluBlood Irons!!

@JokesWithMark Mark was just on BBC 5 Live talking about his latest tour and his love for West Ham ⚒️

Show 36 in St Austell was a delight. First time I’ve ever done a joke 6 times in one show, glad I squashed it in there 😉 Upcoming shows: Paignton Northallerton Barnard Castle Sunderland Alnwick Forfar Glasgow

Just released the last few for tonight in Plymouth 7.30pm. Any fun Plymouth facts?