Jman

(after my card declines) Strange. That account has 1 million dollars in it

Your mom randomly sends a pic of you being innocent and happy as a kid

@jerrybaglover LeBron still got it

alright guys what did i miss

That’s wassup

Got an insane text today

white people be like bro you gotta watch better call saul it’s just as good as breaking bad

It’s so hot out I just hyrdoplaned off the toilet seat at work

"We got bigger fish to fry" is lowkey rs If I had a bigger fish I'd fry dat one Cuz of the flavor

Costco chicken bake

Type shit I am onto

Oh that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve

Edible or suppository?

white people when they get a new bird feeder

Bring me Culver’s burger. Culver’s burger… Culver’s… butter burger