Valar Morghulis

According to @omaakatugba "Messi changed our lives forever" 🐐

I'll also say this as someone who grew up on the nice side of the barbed wire fences and high gates in the very nice part of town where the Nigerian 0.1% live - learn to touch grass and worry about yourself because rich people really do not care about you. Like, at all. The Nigerian rich don't even like each other. They barely tolerate one another and make practical alliances to preserve wealth and influence. And now that the economy is too small to support all the children of the Nigerian 0.1%, nearly everyone I grew up with in the nice, leafy part of town now lives in Toronto or London or wherever. You, Mr N250k/month Union Bank contract staff are not part of rich people's thinking at all. At. All. The rich have no plans for you. They have no plans to create opportunities for you. They have no plans to fix the things they broke on their way to building that N1bn townhouse in Parkview Estate. They have no plans to contribute towards making society better. If Satan came from Hell with a tail and horns growing out of his head and he ran for political office, the rich would all go make deals with him - because in the world of the rich, the only thing that matters is their own interests, and making sure that they never, EVER have to live like you or next to you. So all this simping and vicarious fawning over wealth and fame that you people do everyday is the most redundant thing in the world - the rich have no intention of expanding their circle to let you in, and they have no intention of enabling the conditions for you to create your own independent circle of wealth. The only thing the rich need from you is to be poor and obedient, so that your labour can be cheap, plentiful and replaceable. Statistically as a Nigerian, you will NEVER be rich or close to it. You will NEVER live in Maitama. 99.99% of Nigerians who have existed since 1960 have prayed and fantasised about becoming rich, and 99.99% of those prayers and fantasies never came true. That's just math. You will never be a rich and famous celebrity. You will never be a successful content creator. You will never make millions shilling crypto, trading Forex, sports betting, or whatever the fuck is the latest quick wealth fantasy in town. It's just not going to happen. That being the case, a much more constructive use of your time would be to fight for the material elevation of what you actually have, where you actually have it. Instead of daydreaming about the N300m house in Lekki that 3 generations of your family cannot buy, get involved in a local effort to give your own immediate neighbourhood a facelift, or a political campaign to pressure the state to build high quality social housing. If you hate being harassed without consequence online, instead of vicariously enjoying how a celebrity has used their wealth and influence to jail someone for making a horrid tweet, fight for a judiciary and legal system that is transparent and accessible to all, so that a singer living in the UK on a global talent visa doesn't get to have more access to your Nigerian justice system than you who lives in Nigeria 24/7. Instead of building your mental architecture around the false idea of being a "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" who will someday take your rightful place on Banana Island, touch grass tonight and accept that it will never happen, and what you need to do instead is fight for where you are to become a better, more liveable place that you no longer wish to escape from. Stop cosplaying as rich folk. Stop cooing and fawning over rich folk. Stop daydreaming about someday "blowing up" and buying a house next to Burna Boy. Rich people have no intention of sharing their world with you. Free yourself from the tyranny of living vicariously through people who don't care that you exist. Them no really send any part of your papa at all.

He's referring to Reverend Dachomo consistently lamenting over the slaughter of Christians and destruction of their homes and worship centres by Islamist killers as “gimmick”. That man had to bury his own colleagues and members of his congregation. Started crying for help for years. Saw a glimmer of hope in Trump, but sure, it's “gimmick”. Awful human being. Also, will suddenly say different things once it's Palestine, hilarious. That's why he saw nothing wrong in Atiku deleting that tweet about Deborah.

In the history of Inter Miami, they’ve never won a trophy, none. They battled relegation on a daily basis. Zero history, newly founded club. Ronaldo on the other hand went to Al Nassr, the king of Saudi Arabia, prior to him signing for them, they always win titles, they win their leagues and other domestic cups. Messi took a relegation side to a Top 8 finish and won them the Cup in his first season, went on to win the league proper in his second season, while having over 80g/a since joining Inter Miami. Ronaldo took Al nassr from a winning to a team that going trophyless back to back since he arrived, they bought players like Mane, Coman, Inigo Martinez , Joao felix, Otavia, Bento to help him. Messi chose Pressure Ronaldo avoided it

Cristiano Ronaldo has conquered his final peak.He has shaken hands with imaginations. The little boy from Lisbon, Portugal has just pitched up in saudi. He climbs into a galaxy of his own world. He has his crowning moment and, of course, he is not alone. “He was missing . He was not the point of difference. He has never been the point of difference. Unparalleled. And maybe today there will, of course, always be those who argue, always be those who debate. And the debate can rage on if you like… but he has not rendered himself today as The Greatest Of All Time

Peace of mind wan wound me since I realised who the true 🐐 is!

She spoke for all of us😭♥️

I was a Messi fan when “he needs to win with another club” was the GOAT requirement. I was a Messi fan when international trophies were the final excuse. I was a Messi fan when they said he was nothing without Xavi & Iniesta. I was a Messi fan when his Copa América tears became a global meme. I was a Messi fan when he finished 5th in the Ballon d’Or rankings after carrying football with goals, assists & a domestic double… just because of one bad World Cup. I was a Messi fan when every legend could fly with club + country wings, but Messi only had Barcelona. I was a Messi fan when people mocked his only “international trophy” as a gas canister. I was a Messi fan when they called him timid because he led with football instead of shouting. I was a Messi fan when the World Cup was still “the ultimate argument”. I was a Messi fan when he was judged more for what he hadn’t won than for everything he had conquered. Now he’s completed football and suddenly it’s “let’s enjoy both goats” 😭 Two goats ke? After all that suffering? Never. We stood in the trenches. Vawulence continua 🐐

People who try and act neutral lie to themselves alone. No one who genuinely likes Messi would wish for a Ronaldo World Cup especially not after his belittling comments since December 2022.

@omaakatugba 😂😂😂

I will be arrested . 😀😀

Nigerians don't understand sarcasm😫💔😂 My countrymen ooo💔😂😂

The funniest video I have seen today is Casemiro talking about playing Messi. He just kept saying, “it’s impossible. It’s impossible.” He spoke about not talking too much, not pushing too much, being respectful, tackling and immediately apologising, doing everything humanly possible not to make Messi angry.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Na pikin wey never see jazz dey call am vegetable.

Wishing you more successes. Happy birthday, boss. 🎉

@omaakatugba Kai... I was expecting to see some content from you.

I am not interested in this World Cup. I will watch it at home. To start with, I do not like the country that is hosting the World Cup. Two of them.

When is @oku_yungx coming back??

You don’t plead with your wife not to fight your neighbor, you instruct her not to.

@isbae_u Slap = Tap tap send😂

HOE-MG 😳 drops 6pm today!

@omaakatugba Even me, I just got to know through that post that she now plays in Saudi Arabia. Don't mind them.

Una no like honesty sha. A confident person is the one who admits he does not know something. You all like someone to pretend he knows it all. I don’t and I admit it openly.