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Alright, time for me to bounce tl;dr I’m quitting Twitter because it’s no longer fun anymore If you wanna find me elsewhere, here’s where I can be found: alarminglybad.com/byetwitter (A 🧵:)

If you’ve read this far into the thread, and you want to connect elsewhere: alarminglybad.com/byetwitter

The friends I’ve made here are the only thing I’m going to miss. Some have already left, some are sticking around. Some I’ve already connected with elsewhere. The others, I hope I’ll see again around on the internet But this place *sucks* and I gotta go. Life’s too short.

Alright, time for me to bounce tl;dr I’m quitting Twitter because it’s no longer fun anymore If you wanna find me elsewhere, here’s where I can be found: alarminglybad.com/byetwitter (A 🧵:)

@Foxymusprime I can blow one up!

@JonBaker I can fix a toilet!

Executive function? I’ve got middle-management function at best

@HotPaperComics Ahh, Horselandia

@MommyIsAPerson Oh no the dreaded basic roast beef sandwich truly this is a fate worse than death

@MommyIsAPerson What kinda sandwich was it?

@MommyIsAPerson Wtf? I get not liking something somebody made (I’m no Michelin star chef myself), but that’s being a little overly dramatic about things

@derdunklekommt It wasn’t always this way, man

@JonBaker Sorry, I knew that. I just mean I would never look at what's trending. Seems like only a source of pain and/or uninteresting information.

This app sucks so much

@derdunklekommt Literally just hit the magnifying glass

@JonBaker What is that tab? Never seen it before.

I’m now a single issue voter

@snarkybitch24 Sure looks it!

@JonBaker It was a maid outfit. Its really cute

I didnt get to go out because my car is in the shop rn so i thought id share my makeup here. Came out 🔥