Jon Beowulf
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@_nativeamerica How do you lose history? You forget where you put it? You gripe about it ALL THE TIME so you clearly know where it is.
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@Sabiha1278 $0, they already added gratuity and VAT. That’s all they get.
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@EileenMarieSar1 Perhaps a qualified woman should step up. Criminals and morons should not get the job.
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My car registration went from $180 in 2019 to $490 in 2025.
Same car. Same engine.
Same dent on the bumper I never fixed.
$490 a year just to legally drive something I already own and already paid taxes on when I bought it.
So let me get this straight.
I paid sales tax when I bought it.
I pay registration every year to keep it.
I pay insurance every month to drive it.
I pay gas tax every time I fill it up.
One car. Four separate taxes.
And the roads it drives on still have potholes that’ll cost me $800 in suspension damage.
You never actually own a car in America.
You just become responsible for every government fee attached to it.
Forever.
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@lmauricecpr Liberals are all “trust the science” until in invalidates their opinion.
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@RossyPrime My body - my choice, right? We’ll date who we want and you can’t guilt us into doing what *you*want.
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@luxemiaa Sounds like you both learned what you needed about each other. You both dodged bullets.
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Went on a date one time and this man really showed me everything I needed to know within the first ten minutes.
We sat down, he ordered whiskey, I ordered wine. Normal enough. And then he looked at me and said thank God you didn't order whiskey because that's so unattractive. Wine is the perfect drink for a woman.
I just sat there for a second processing what had just come out of his mouth.
He said it like he was complimenting me. Like I should be grateful that I had accidentally ordered the correct gender approved beverage and he was relieved on my behalf. The confidence of it. The complete lack of any self awareness whatsoever.
I don't even remember the rest of that date. I just remember that moment and the way he said it like it was totally normal thing to say to a person.
Blocked him after.
And I want to be........
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@maxblackirl Don’t sweat it, you won’t have to deal with marriage.
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I'd rather rub my vagina on a pile of red ants
Ash Lagacy@Ash_lagacy
This is what it means to be a caring wife 🤧🥹🥹
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@hashjenni ROFL, show us a woman who’s “surviving happily”. I don’t see men posting vids of themselves crying in their cars about being lonely.
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@softpinkgiggles You need to talk about the price of raising cats. The Wall is undefeated and does not slow down.
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@AntiWokeMemes Lose weight and you won’t have to worry about it anymore.
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@_HMSP “Basic dinner” my ass. The easiest way to save money is to quit pissing it away on stuff you don’t need.
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