Jon Carroll

The day that you figure out life isn't fair and no one owes you a damn thing, is the day that it gets easy and enjoyable. #Wooo

I’m pretty sure if I would have worn an Adam Sandler or Snoop Dogg T-Shirt in middle school I would have gotten suspended or at least had to inside out my shirt. Bad Guys! Now they are folksy famous people that fit in on Jimmy Fallon. I’m thinking who it will be now.

What’s the deal with the NL Central? They are supposed to be a bunch of poor teams that stink.

Hello @IanJamesPoulter, when does the Going out of Business sale start?

You don’t hear people described as a Dullard much anymore.

FWIW, the most interesting this app ever was, was the night after the Boston Marathon bombing. I wish I could explain what Twitter was like back in the day until it turned into Facebook. There’s only a handful of us left from that era.

Ever since I demanded Jed Hoyer be canned they haven’t lost a game, still a half game out of last place so Jed should be GMing for his Job! (Trying this out to see if it works) (Also Hoerner is awesome. He’s making a leap)

Not sure if the Penguins Power Play or decision to wear Yellow Jerseys was worse. #ToughCall

My daughter learned about Evil Hole 17 at Putt Putt. Many a round have gone down the drain on 17 at Putt Putt middle course.

Just went to a top 5 South Bend Area Time warp and I was thrilled nothing had changed.

I have no desire to run the Boston Marathon because that seems quite hard but I would like to go to the Morning Red Sox Game and see the race though. Patriots Day seems like a good Schtick. I like Local Holidays.

Uncommitted ‘27 IF Grady Harrell (@GradyHarrell8) was a standout in Penn’s win tonight; 3-for-3 w 2 runs scored. 5’11” 165. LHH who burned a 6.65 at our Landsharks Scout Day last fall. Handsy, accurate swing. @PB_Uncommitted

I have been monitoring the Situation. No Forks. The Mets & Giants are cooking faster than expected, the Royals sure look like the are done. Both the Mets & Royals can get Hot by firing the Manager still, the Giants have no such move to make. I’m watching.

If someone forced you to take a trip on/in a Homemade Rocket or Submarine which one would you rather take your chances with? #ToughCall

One of the top AAU events of the weekend was Prep Hoops The Stage --- which featured all 3 Indiana Elite 3SSB teams competing as well as top in-state 2028 guard and IU target Caleb Coolman (@calebcoolman4). #PHTheStage Notebook & Highlights (+): on3.com/teams/indiana-… #iubb

I need the Blackhawks to make the Playoffs again. When the Organ and Jim Cornelison get it going for a playoff game I will be a happy person. Anyways, Go Sabres this year.

I can’t tell you how ridiculously excited about today’s final round. Went to Harbour Town last year and you can eat lunch overlooking 18. Scottie Scheffler in chase mode I will never take for granted. Go get em Scottie!

FWIW, I put no stock into Spring Football.

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! (Motor Racing Announcer Voice)

Who do we like today Gang at Harbour Town?

I have been introduced to some Children’s Shows lately and I have never heard such awful voices as these two. They genuinely make me angry. Terrible villains with bad plans too.