Jonathan Coutorie

@EdWhelanEPPC @CapitalOne Same thing happened to me with @Chase

Hey, @CapitalOne, when my daughter tells you that she didn't apply for the credit card you sent her and that she fears that there might have been a fraudulent application, why do you insist on getting her date of birth and last digits of SSN in order to cancel the card? She's not going to give you any personal info when she fears that she is already victim of ID fraud. (Yes, we don't trust you.)

@elonmusk Can we put term limits on the ballot in November, that includes kicking the existing members of congress out amd a complete reset? And any current members lose their lifetime pension? How do we make this happen?

The reason government programs are so inefficient is that, unlike a commercial company, the feedback loop for improvement is broken, because they have a state-mandated monopoly and can’t go out of business if customers are unhappy. No matter how bad the service is at your DMV (sorry to pick on DMVs), you still have to use your DMV, because it’s a monopoly.

Sarcasm tweet: 27-3 in HS. 43-8 in college. Over 120 wins in MLB. And never ever threw a pitch over 93. Please stop posting kids velocity numbers. Post thier walks. Post thier avg against. Post other things like whip and fewest walks per 9 innings. So tired of velocity tweets.

@thegarybrecka What do you do if you get to work before the sun comes up?

Morning light + breathwork = powerful metabolic reset. Just 10 minutes of daylight exposure triggers cortisol rhythm & mitochondrial function

Quick look at @TwelveRecruits Chrome's Jonathan Coutorie (@JCoutorie_2027) on the mound. The LHP collected a pair of strikeouts in an inning of work. Glenda Dawson (TX) 2027 #uncommitted @TwelveBaseball Scout League Profile: fivetool.org/players/c322c5…

@ConnorMichael Can we get a new pitching coach?

We had a good run you guys. It was a lot of fun.

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@chiproytx @HouseGOP When government fears the people you have liberty, when the people fear the government you have tyranny...some famous guy said that

True. But 106 @HouseGOP voted no after we took time in opposition to argue against… we can build the resistance.

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@nextlevelbb First ballot

Is Altuve a HOF'er?

@IanJaeger29 @RepTroyNehls why is your name not on this list?

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